how to: be ash((turn me on)) irwin

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1. grow ur hair v long

2. put it in middle parting

3. come to ur senses

4. put ur hair in man bun // side parting

5. dress real good

6. look real good

7. fuck real good

i mean what

8. drum real good

9. be the cutest mother fucker on this planet

10.  make sure ur giggles aRE A GIFT FROM GOD HOLY SHIT HOW SOIGHDSFH

11. make sure E V E R Y T H I N G u do is hot af ((like literally, even be hot when u poop))

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