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Branch's Hips Don't Lie

A/N: This is for @broppyshipper46 because her birthday is soon and I will be a good friend and write about something we both agree on. 
.........................How big Branch's butt is :D (no seriously i'm not even kidding! He JIGGLES in the movie and there are very distinct features in TTBGO S1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.) 


Poppy: Hey Branch!

Branch: oh hi-

Poppy: What's up?

Branch: Guy and DJ told me I have a big butt ._.

Poppy: *snickers* Oh please, you're kidding right?

Branch: No, I'm serious! Then Guy said "You'll get all the ladies and the babes with that badonk-a-donk" 

Poppy: ..........

Branch: That's exactly how I felt!! DJ said "Remember to shake it every now and then!"

Poppy: So....do you feel hurt by this or something? 

Branch: Well no, I'm just confused as to why they are staring at my behind.

Poppy: Branch, turn around.

Branch: Wha..?

Poppy: Branch, I said turn around-

Branch: Okay fine- *turns around*

Poppy: *looks at Branch's behind and gasps* Whoa daddy......*drools*

Branch: *turns back around* D-did you just c-call me "daddy"????????????

Poppy: You betcha! That booty of yours is a real show stopper! *continues drooling*

Branch: ._. please don't follow me home or take pictures my behind. Babzie needs respect.

Poppy: *stops drooling* Wtf? You named your butt?!? 

Branch: Yes of course!! She needs respect and privacy if she's gonna be a celebrity! 

Poppy: uhmm...O.K then. But Branch-

Branch: Yeah?

Poppy: Have you noticed that the way you walk shakes your toosh and sways you're hips? You're a real diva!

Branch: >:O I do not sway my hips! Girl bye... *sashays away* 

Poppy: *giggles* Branch's hips don't lie...


LATER ON.........LIKE 2:30 IN THE MORNING.........

*Text from Poppy* 

Branch groans and reads the text

Poppzie 

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Poppzie: Hey Branch. I saw that you were active on Instagram which means you are awake. So can I ask you a question?

Branchie BooBear is typing...

Branchie BooBear: mkay what?

Poppzie is typing...

Poppzie: Wanna date :)?

Poppzie: ........

Poppzie: Branch, my phone says you read my text. Don't leave me on read like a flipping book!

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*incoming FaceTime call from Branchie BooBear* 

Poppy: *answers call*

Branch: Hugs and kisses *muah muah* I'd love to date you! But don't take advantage of my Babzie mkay?

Poppy: Meh whatever. Love you the most! *muah* I'll see you tomorrow!  *hangs up*

Poppy: *whispers to herself* Best believe I'ma take advantage muehehehehehehe...















A/N: Okey Dokey looks like I'm done here. Ayyyyeeee I pulled an all-nighter to do this!! *sniffle* .....sorry, boogers ._.
Anyways, it's 2:45 in the morning right now and I'm still not tired. I'll just binge watch Trolls again. If you watch the way Branch walks in the movie, you'll see his hips swaying side to side. I always knew he was a Kween!! also S5 was....meh.. Broppy is goalz but the season was boring to me-

did i mention Guy Diamond was a queen teehee...