Broppy Oneshots 🤤♥️

Short Broppy Moments #3

i rlly enjoy doing these :,)

1: Cockroach

Poppy: *holds up weird bug* Look Branch a new bug! What should we call it?

Branch: Dick bug?

Poppy: Nah

Branch: Penis beetle?

Poppy: ew nasty

Branch: Cockroach

Poppy: Perfect

2: Control

GD: Hey Branch, did you know you can make Poppy do anything if you make her laugh?

Branch: Really? I'll try it later...

lAtEr..

Branch: Hey Poppy wanna hear a pizza joke?

Poppy: Sure!

Branch: Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

Poppy: LOLZ

Branch: Haha, now have my kids.

3: Bored

Poppy: *walks around in circles* Do I like Branch or am I just bored? Do I like Branch or am I just bored? Do I like Branch or am I just bored...

Branch: Oh hey Poppy :)

Poppy: *startled* IM BORED!

Branch: ... ok

4: Number Neighboor

Poppy: Hey girls! Welcome to my slumber party! *talking to DJ, Satin & Chenille and Smidge)

DJ: Yass happy to be here!

Satin: What are we gonna do tonight?!

Poppy: The number neighbors challenge!!

All: JSNDMSKAKSMSKKWKW

Poppy: *texts number neighbor* "hi we're number neighbors!"

???: "Ok, who's this?"

Poppy: "Queen Poppy. you sound a lot like my crush, branch. do you know him?"

???: "I am Branch..."

Poppy: *looks up from phone* We have a predicament ladies...

5: Boss

Branch: Good morning Poppy! Have a wonderful day xoxo

Poppy: Good morning Branch. Your not the boss of me so don't tell me to have a wonderful day.

Branch: ...

that seems to be all the ideas i have :( oh well

let me know which one is your favorite :))) toodles