Broppy Oneshots 🤤♥️

Excuse Me?

Haiii peoples! Sorry I haven't updated in a while ;-;. But today is your lucky day 😁
Requested by: FuzzyPaws59

BANG BANG BANG

"BRANCH! ARE YOU IN THERE?? ITS THAT DAY AGAIN!!!" Poppy yelled.

no answer.

"BRANCHIE!!! ITS MEE!!" She yelled out.
"Sorry, I don't know who 'me' is so goodbye stranger." Branch joked.

"DONT MAKE ME COME IN THERE AND DRAG YOU OUT!" Poppy called out. Suddenly, she heard a noise from beneath her and lightened up!
"You couldn't at least give me a extra hour to sleep?" the blue troll asked. "Absolutely not! We have to go read to the little trolls again!" Poppy squealed.
Branch laughed and said, "Who said anything about 'we'?"
Poppy groaned. "I DID!! NOW GET OUT OF THAT BUNKER AND COME WITH ME!!"

Branch's thoughts: "God damnit. Why did I agree to date her? Heck, she didn't even say good morning Sweet Cheeks!"

"You agreed to date me cause I'm the most beautiful and amazing troll you've ever met. And good morning Sweet Cheeks!" Poppy giggled as she planted a kiss on Branch's cheek. "How did you hear that?" Branch asked, completely surprised.
"Because I can read your MiNd! Kidding, you said it out loud. Duh."
Branch sighed. "Whatever, Tomato." He said as he hugged Poppy from the side and continued walking towards Poppy's pod.

TIME SKIP YEEEOOO

"Good morning, lovelies! Who's ready for another story?" Poppy asked the kids, enthusiastically. "WE ARE!" The children shouted back. Poppy giggled. "Well today, we have a special guest! BRANCH! And he will be reading today's story and doing activities with y'all!"
"Wait . Queen Poppy?" A little girl asked. "Yes, darling." Poppy responded. "Is Mr. Branch your boyfriend?"
Poppy blushed and said, "Of course he is! Why wouldn't he be my boyfriend? Branch is the best!" Poppy gushed as she looked over towards her partner. Branch shot Poppy one of the most cutest smile she has ever seen and turned back to the kids. "Alright then, what story would y'all like to hear?" Branch asked enthusiastically, but really, he was dying inside. A little girl named Liza yelled out, "The one with the Bergens and the Trolls!" She squealed. Poppy then shot Branch the cheekiest smile ever and went to go buy smoothies.

"And she's gone." Branch thought to himself.

ANOTHER TIME SKIP BABEH!!

After many hours of reading stories and doing activities with the kids, Poppy came back with a smoothie in her hand. "What took you so long???" Branch asked, angrily. "I went to get a smoothie to prepare myself for the surprise that I have planned."
Branch looked at Poppy quizzically. "You didn't tell me was a surprise!" He whisper-shouted. Poppy leaned forward and gave Branch a peck on his lips. "I know! It's for you and the kids!" Poppy said, giggling. Branch rolled his eyes and sighed. "I wanna go home." The blue troll said to himself.

"Alrighty kids! Who's ready for the special surprise I have planned?" Poppy asked, feeling all bubbly inside. "WE DO! WE DO!" The little trolls shouted.

"3"

"2"

"1"

"IM PREGNANT!!" Poppy yelled.
All the kids started jumping around and hugging the Queen while Branch stood next to Poppy, completely frozen from this sudden news. "Are you okay Branch?" The pink troll asked him while waving her hand in front his face. Branch blinked twice and looked down to Poppy. "Totally fine! Yeah! Absolutely! Good in the neighborhood!" Branch said overly cheery. "Umm, okay then. As long as you take care of your baby and pay $10,000,000 for medical insurance." Poppy replied, smiling from ear to ear.

"Queen Poppy?" Asked a little boy named Fuzzy. "Yes, darling?" Poppy responded.

"If it's a boy, you should name him Pimple. If it's a girl, you should name her Pimpley."

Poppy looked shocked. Pimple?? Where in the world did he get that name from? Poppy couldn't help but laugh at that name and said to Fuzzy, "Me and Branch will take that into consideration." Poppy said, smiling softly.

"We will?" Branch asked.

"Zip it, Branch!"

"God damn, I never get to talk."

"Anyways, looks like today's session is over. Get home safely kids!" Poppy squeaked as she waved the kids good bye.

"Wanna go get some more smoothies, Sweet Cheeks?" Poppy asked Branch with a grin.
"Sure, but answer this question for me. How did that baby get in your stomach? And how do you know it's my child?" Branch asked frantically.

"You clearly dropped out of college, young man." Poppy sighed as she grabbed Branch's arm and dragged him out the pod.

"I never went to college but okay-"

Hehe silly Branch.

The End ❣️ :)