Broppy Oneshots 🤤♥️

Short Broppy Stories #2

i'm back to write some random *bleep* :)

1: Bank Account

Branch: Hey Poppy! Let's go on vacation to celebrate our 2-month-iversary!

Poppy: That's sounds great! But...

Branch: But what?

Poppy: How much money you got in that bank account?

Branch: Poppy, please. I'm famous and rich. My bank account is sky-rocketing.

Poppy: Good. Cause my bank account has $LMAO.OO

2: Jeans

(Poppy and Branch are in a fitting room together)
Poppy: Branch, do these jeans make me look fat?

Branch: What? No..

Poppy: How do they make me look then?

Branch: Thick.

Poppy: ...

Branch: Um excuse me? Your welcome for the helpful feedback.

Poppy: I-

3: Kids

Poppy: Branch, let's *bleep*!

Branch: ...why?

Poppy: I want kids :'(

Branch: *sigh* get on the bed.

Poppy: YAY! Thanks sugar daddy!

4: Crash

*Branch gets ran over by caterbus*

Caterbus driver: OMG IM SO SORRY!! CAN I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING?!

Branch: Please...I need my phone...

*Driver hands the phone over to Branch*

Branch: *texts Poppy* "LMAO YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!"

5: Wishing Star

(Poppy looks up at the night sky and sees a wishing star)

Poppy: I wish that Branch would propose to me even though it's been only 2 months...

Branch: *runs up to Poppy* Hey babe, will you marry me?

Poppy: :O !

6: Bathroom

(Branch is in the bathroom)

Branch: Boy, what a beautiful day it is to chill in the bathroom all by myself...

Poppy: *burts in* BRANCH!!

Branch: *BLEEP*

Poppy: Watch your language mister.

Branch: Why? It's only the two of us in here-

Poppy: No there isn't..

Branch: ?

Poppy: *points to her belly* OUR BABY CAN HEAR YOU!!

Branch: YOUR PREGNANT?!

Poppy: OH *BLEEP* THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY-

Branch: HAHA!! YOU *BLEEP*-ING CURSED *BLEEP*

Poppy: SHUT UP I-

7: Genitals

Poppy: Let's walk outside naked!

Branch: Are you crazy? Everyone will see my *bleep*!!

Poppy: I'm pretty sure male trolls don't have a *bleep* considering that Guy Diamond doesn't have one-

Branch: *pulls down his pants*

Poppy: WHAT THE *BLEEP*

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so there u go :). i'm trying to update more but i'm going through relationship problems and things aren't going that great. also the reason why some stuff are "bleeped" is cause i'm trying to stop cursing. i'm pretty sure you know what the words are lol. but anyways, bye lol 🤠 yee yee