Broppy Oneshots 🤤♥️

The Sneaky Pack

Requested by SHShadowgirl

"Guys! I need to tell you something." DJ said. "What? What is it DJ?" Guy Diamond asked. "Poppy has a crush on Branch! We need to get them to date." Biggie tilted his head and asked, "How do we know if Branch likes her back?" DJ giggled. "I've seen the way Branch looks at her. Come on now! Don't you guys ship them?" The rest of the Snack Pack nodded their heads, agreeing with DJ. "So how will we get them to become a thing by tonight?" Guy Diamond asked. "Don't worry about that. I already have a idea. Here's the plan." DJ said.

"How long are we gonna keep this a secret, Branch? We've been secretly dating for a year now!" Poppy asked Branch. "We'll tell them when the time comes." Branch answered. "We can't just walk up to them and be like, 'Hey guys! We've been dating for a year now'. I'll get punched in the face!"

"No you won't, Branch. Besides, what if we get engaged? We can't keep that a secret, now can we?" Poppy said sternly. "Well, certainly not but-" Branch started to say until he was cut off by his girlfriend. "Ah ah ah! I'm not finished speaking." Poppy yelled. Branch sighed and grumbled. "What if we get married, Branch? We can't keep that a secret!" Branch chuckled. "First of all, we will tell them about our marriage. And look who's looking towards the future. Second of all, we are gonna tell them about our engagement *cough* if it happens *cough* and if we are having a baby *cough* if it happens *cough*. Come on now. Let's go for a walk." Poppy sighed in defeat and walked alongside the troll she loved. Hoping to herself that one day Branch would let his guard down and tell their friends about their affair.

"Guys! Lookie over there! I see them. And they're holding hands! *squeal* Guy Diamond, you and I will push them into a kiss on my count and the rest of y'all set up the lighting and music." DJ said.

"Wow Branch! Why does place look so romantic?" Branch gasped in awe. "I don't even know."

Guy Diamond looked over to DJ and waited for a signal. DJ nodded and counted to three. Within seconds, Guy and DJ pushed the two trolls together into a kiss. It wasn't long before Branch released from Poppy and asked the trouble makers, "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?" Guy laughed. "We tried to get you guys to date. Apparently it worked." He said. "BuT wE wErE dAtInG tHiS wHoLe TiMe!" Poppy yelled. Branch glared at her and nudged her. "Oof." Poppy said. Branch sighed. "Well we certainly had fun here today! Why don't we all forget what happened and call it a day. Okay! Great! Peace." Branch said. Branch grabbed Poppy's arm and left the scene and went back to Branch's bunker. "I knew there was something fishy going on with them. They just kept it a secret from us this whole time!" Smidge said. "Those cheeky love birds." Biggie chuckled.

"Thanks heavens you didn't tell them you were pregnant. I would have punched you." Branch said. "It was a mistake!" Poppy whined.

The End❣️