twenty two

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Julian shakes his leg violently, happy that the bag of weed is hiding his boner, which is slowly losing its blood (thank goodness). The slam of a door forces his eyes from the table top, finding Vernon pushing Bender into the room.

"Get your stuff, let's go! Mr. Wiseguy here has taken it upon himself to go to the gymnasium. I'm sorry to inform you, you're going to be without his services for the rest of the day." Julian feels his lip form a small pout but traps his bottom lip between his teeth to hide it.

"B-O-O H-O-O!" Bender responds.

"Everything's a big joke, huh Bender? The false alarm you pulled, Friday, false alarms are really funny, aren't they...What if your home, what if your family...what if your dope was on fire?" he questions.

"Impossible, it's in Camus' underwear, " John answers. Andrew gives a small chuckle, and Julian would do the same, the problem was the dope was in his underwear, making his face go a bit pale with fear.

"You think he's funny? You think this is cute? You think he's bitchin', is that it? Lemme tell you something. Look at him, he's a bum. You wanna see something funny? You go visit John Bender in five years! You'll see how God damned funny he is!" He turns to Bender. "What's the matter, John? You gonna cry? Let's go." Vern grabs Bender's shoulder, only to be pushed away.

"Hey keep your fuckin' hands off me! I expect better manners from you, Dick!" Julian jumps at how loud he is, a light thud on his table following. He looks up, seeing Bender placing his sunglasses on the table. "For better hallway vision!" And then they walk out, leaving a very terrified Jc in his seat.

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