Lilo & Nouis Smut (BoyxBoy)

38. Maybe Hormones Aren't So Bad (Nouis)

A/N: First off, even though the picture is off subject of the chapter, I hate to admit that I saw it coming. As awful as it may sound, I didn't think they'd make it to the wedding day.

On a happier note, I just wanted an excuse to make Niall pregnant:)

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"So, how's your husband's pregnancy been?" Louis' assistant, Harry, asks, and Louis looks up from his paper work with a smile.

"He's been doing great, thanks for asking. We've finished getting the room set up yesterday, and I finally got him to agree that footie is the best way to decorate." Louis says. Harry laughs and looks over at Louis from the file cabinet as he shoves a file in.

"How far along is he again?" Harry asks.

"Seven months, three weeks, and two days." Louis answers immediately. He watches as Harry raises his eyebrows and nods his head, a proud smile on his face.

"You're on top of it all, aren't you?" Harry asks. Louis blushes and nods his head, looking down. The truth is, he's willing to do anything that'll keep Niall and their little baby Liam safe, especially while Niall's still pregnant. A friend of their's had lost their baby when they were just a couple months along, and when Louis heard about that, he cried so hard, mostly out of fear that that could happen to them. "So can I ask you something?"

"Sure. What is it?" Louis asks as he lifts his drink up to his mouth.

"So, my friend Zayn says that when people are pregnant, their hormones make them really horny. Is that true?" Louis almost chokes on his tea at the question, and he coughs a little bit with his hand over his chest. Harry laughs a little and walks over to the desk and stands patiently in front of it as Louis calms his coughing down. Louis looks up when he's calmed down, and sees Harry's patient expression and sighs.

"Well, with Niall, his hormones just make him crave food. And I'm not just talking food like what normal people eat but some different food that should not, under an circumstances, go together. Like yesterday, he asked me if I'd go to the market and buy him some chocolate, fried chicken, milk, ice cream, and pickles. I thought he was going to have them around so he can eat them today while I was at work, but I sat there and watched him eat all of it together. Like, he would take a piece of chocolate and some chicken and eat it at the same time and scoop a spoonful of ice cream in there too and take a bite of a pickle. It was weird, but he seemed to enjoy it so..." Louis shrugs his shoulders and continues to sign his name on the signature line. Harry makes a face and turns away from Louis to finish filing.

"Well, that sounds pleasant." He says, looking up at the clock on the wall. "You might wanna start going over your notes. You got that meeting in twenty minutes." Louis groans and looks up at the clock only to see that Harry is right.

"Well that sounds fun."

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Louis regrets looking at his phone out of boredom when the meeting's done with. The truth is, he lied to Harry because he didn't want to come off as unprofessional or something and plus, he was too embarrassed to admit that their sex life has been more hectic since Niall's gotten pregnant. He really has been hornier than ever thanks to those hormones, and when Louis looks at his phone and sees a picture message from Niall, he holds his breath in anticipation. And yeah, it's a picture of Niall...with a dildo in his hand and a pout on his lips.