Fiona: if your stupid enough to get kidnapped by numpties, then you have to ride in the backseat
Baz: But Simon can ride in the front seat?! Fi, it's been 4 years!
Fiona: I don't care, and Simon isn't a total dumbass like you
Simon: cool
Fiona: so Simon, is my dear nephew treating you right? He doesn't talk to me much anymore
Simon: he's still a prick but he's my prick
Fiona: ...
Fiona: Baz, you actually managed to get a guy who knows you're an ass but still loves you... never let him go
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Wayward Son Crack (Carry On Crack Pt. 2)
RandomThe second part to Carry On Crack! If you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)
