Simon: god it's so FUCKING HOT in here!
Baz: dont you dare open that window!
Simon: fine, ILL JUST CUT UP MY SWEATPANTS!!!!
Simon: *rips off his sweatpants so he is left in nothing but his underwear*
Baz: *blushing a lot*
Baz: I-
Simon: *with scissors* and I shall call them... SWORTS!
Baz: ...
Baz: why am I dating you
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Wayward Son Crack (Carry On Crack Pt. 2)
RandomThe second part to Carry On Crack! If you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)
