Penny: hey! How was the honeymoon?
Baz: oh it was great. But one night Simon got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire
Penny: ...
Baz: he said "good luck returning me without the receipt"
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Wayward Son Crack (Carry On Crack Pt. 2)
RandomThe second part to Carry On Crack! If you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)