Heyy, I'm a huge Dog Man fan, and I'm just here to rant about and say things I appreciate about this wonderful, totallyy mature not a kids book series.
I am not an adult who loves these books!! I swear guys
I'm just gonna post art, news and my over...
Here's some incorrect quotes of Dogman, because everyone makes this and it's just RiGht okay. And Dogman is gonna be able to talk in these quotes, also I'll put in some doodles in these too.
🖋️(Future Lazuli: WARNING this is terrible and very cringe.. but the cheesyness and absolute stupidity is nice so I'll keep it up)
Petey: Where is my catnip¿¿!?
Dogman: . . .
Petey: Listen here, dog, if you don't find my catnip, I'm sacrificing the kiD.
Dogman: What the-
Petey: I would nEVEr do that. Just find my catnip, okaY?
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Petey: Alright little yeet
Li'l Petey: *gasp* What is a "yeet"?
Petey: It's just... a word? That means ye- I HavE no IdEa, OkaY
Li'l Petey: . . .
Petey: Just get in the flower pot.
Li'l Petey: *gasp* What's a flower pot?!
Petey: I can't believe you're my son.
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Chief: To the helicopter!
Chief: Oh s*, I forgot I left it at the shop to get fixed...
Sarah: We're screwed then!
Chief: No, we're not
Everyone: . . .
Chief: Okay, we are...
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Li'l Petey: Say cheese, Papa!
Petey: I'm not taking a picture.
Li'l Petey: Ooh, pleaseee Papa, I really want a picture of you and me! So we can put it up in our home
Petey:hmm...okay. Only because I love yo- I mean because I'm trying to be nice
Li'l Petey: Yay! *takes picture*
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🖋️(Future Lazuli notes: sigh...old art.... Very eeeh yike but the ideas soo cute)
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Sarah: Don't you think that this is crazy?
Chief: What?
Sarah: My heart is beating so loudly right now.
Chief: *supa blushes* Why?
Sarah: There's a cockroach by your feet!
Chief: *jumps into Sarah's arms* WHAT THE F-
Sarah: PFtTHahA you thought!
Chief: Y-you- uGH
Sarah: Awwe don't worry I still love you. *winks*
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🖋️(Future Lazuli notes: 😔😔😔😔😔LOL)
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Dogman: Petey, have you seen my police hat?
Petey: U-uuhh... No.
Dogman: What the- why are you wearing my hat?
Petey: Uhhhh no reason....
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Petey: So I'm bi-
Dogman: *gasps*
Petey: - lingual. Bilingual, I speak two languages.
Dogman: *takes a sip of tea, disappointed*
Petey: Oh and I also like dudes
Dogman: *spits out tea*
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Alright, thaaatss all for now, I'm currently pretty busy with an audition I have tomorrow sooyeah. PLUS CAPTAIN UnderpAnts season 2 comes OUt Friday also the Lego movie 2¿¿¡ that's ep. I c 👌
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AAlso some stuff I doodled today in class
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Bark
🖋️(Future Lazuli notes: I still have these little drawings.. and I even remember when I made them :) )
