From the diary of Griselda Vargas-Beilschmidt

10

I checked who was active. Technically, no one should be, as it was meeting time, but of course I found some green spots on the Nations' profile pictures.

America and Russia were memeing again. Partners in Meme, I tell you that. And Estonia was -unsurprisingly- active too.

I decided to startle them a tiny bit.

Me: Stop memeing and listen to Germany!

There was a pause

and then

United states of America (the profile names couldn't be changed, much to the nations' displeasure): YO ITALY WHAT THE HECK DUDE?!?!?!?

What?

YOU DONT HAVE A PHONE, YOU SAID YOU FORGOT IT!

Oh.

Me: Your system has been hacked.

There you go.

Now, I didn't know this at the time, but when the "squad" called later, they described the nations' reactions - and now America apparently shot out of his chair, screeching "YO DUDEZ WE'VE BEEN FUCKIN' HACKED WHAT THE FU-K!"

Estonia screamed a very high note and Russia was looking slightly concerned, saying "It's not me, I swear!". Everyone else was just puzzled, until they reached for their own devices.

I decided to have some fun before inevitably explaining what's going on.

Me: You have 5 seconds

Replies were lightning bolt quick.

United states of America: BEFORE WHAT?.{/"/.?

Me: the system shuts down

At this point, the meeting was pure anarchy.

Me: 4

Estonia apparently tried to get Papa to tell him his password, but Papa grew too embarrased (I wasn't surprised at all), so I don't know what they did, but I decided "screw it".

3

2

1

I snapped a picture of Mitzi on my lap and sent it.

YOU HAVE ALL BEEN PRANKED!🥳

Estonia: Who's this? Explain yourself!

I snapped a picture of Mitzi sniffing the camera.

Me: Ciao, Mitzi here! YOU WERE SCARED, HUH?!?!??

United states of America: Pft, not at all!

Me: OH REALLY

Then I suppose you don't mind me sending here the pictures you were sending Russia earlier

United states of America: ...

Russia: She got you there ^J^

England yelled "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU SENDING RUSSIA!" As if I heard him, I answered.

Me: Memes. So much memes. 

Canada: Of course

I got a punishment of not using my phone or anyone's device for anything other than calls and messages for a week. The camera's allowed too, however, as you never know when will your pets strike the most adorable of poses.

It's not like Vati was furiously mad, just mildly annoyed with the meeting interruption. Papa just told me not to tell anyone his password.

Totally worth it!!!! 10/10 would do again! (Rhytmes! You never knew when will they happen!)

But the squad called afterwards and we had a lot of laughs.

"Oh my god, Gris, that was evil!"

"She is Germany's daughter, Ash, you know."

"DID YOU JUST-!"

"Ye-"

"MOVING ON-"

"You know, I always knew Gris had it in her."

"WE UNDERRESTIMATED HER!"

"Lesson learned: Don't underrestimate Germans."

"Especially if you're French."

"Or a Jew-"

"Hey, do you know that one joke where Hitler and Jew are pla-"

"MeiN GOTT YOU LITTLE BITCHES WOULD YOU STOP WITH THESE NAZI JOKES ALREADY-"

"Well this went from 0 to 1000 really fast."

"Get loose, Fred!" I yelled into the speaker.

"NO PLEASE DON'T!" begged Ashleigh. "CANADIAN WRATH IS THE WORST OF WRATHS!"

"True dat."

"'Little'? Honey, I'm taller than you."

George crossed a line right there. Muffled blood-cooling screeching could be heard in the background.

"Should I even ask what-?"

"...no. No, you do not want to know," replied the always so calm voice of my favourite Nordic. 

"And I'm not even whole German, I'm half." I corrected.

"Dude, if we had an army of Griselda's, we could, like, conquer the world. They'd be willingly giving their land to her puppy eyes."

"YOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Oh shit."

Me too, whoever said the last one (possibly Ingrid the Svalbardian?). 

Me too.