From the diary of Griselda Vargas-Beilschmidt

24

I'm sorry for the delay, I really am, but school and sickness were kickin' my ass lately. Now I'm better and I hope you'll enjoy the chapter. It's short, but the meeting itself will take...maybe even over 3 chapters, so look forward to that! :)

The world meeting is tomorrow!

That meant I haven't seen dads that much lately, their bosses loading them with work to do and things to debate with other countries. I know they're worried they're not giving me enough attention and such, but I understand. And even better, after every world meeting, there's a period where they literally give me all their attention, so that's the time of the best pajama parties ever.

Checking the chat, I learned the new topic was apparently the various uses of raw meat (some even quite surprising coming mostly from Fred, while Ashleigh couldn't forget to mention the meat dress Lady Gaga wore some years ago, all while George was trying and failing to correct their speeches and Andrias was telling them some memory of a fishing trip with Denmark with Lars yelling WHYYYYYYYY in the background, because it was embarrasing him) , to which I had nothing to add, so I went packing some of my belongings for the meeting. It was mostly food, but hey! I just want to be prepared! Just in case the food there is not edible. Where is it held again? Waaaaait...This time it's New York again, isn't it? I'll ask dads later.

When I was younger, dads didn't want to take me there, but with time they grew tired of me putting my babysitter for the day through shit (mwahahahahahahhahahahah ;)) and Gabe and other kids were there, so they resigned and took me, but not before they warned everyone what would happen if they were to touch even one hair of mine, which practically no one took seriously until Uncles joined in. No really, if any country hurt me, there would be World war 3 before you could even blink. 

Though I think it's kinda stupid to start a war because of that, people have already fought wars over more stupid reasons, so...

Plus, Papa says that even though he's never been one to fight well, he swore he'd have the head of whoever hurt me...Possible boyfriends to come, beware. You just see it differently if your child is the one getting hurt.

History can be fun. I know for a fact Fred searches up "Weird and funny historical facts" for blackmail, though he said that sometimes it backfires. 

My phone buzzed.

Mr Grumpyhead 

You got the food?

Me

Si :D

Mr Grumpyhead

Good

Me

Are you feeling alright?

Mr Grumpyhead

...the fcuk? I AM FCKING OKAY

I didn't push it.

Me

Ok, see you soon :)

Mr Grumpyhead

Bye

Do you remember when I told you Gabe was scared of flying? There's one thing that terrifies him way more.

Loneliness. 

But don't we all fear that? 

So I have to be there for him, and I will! Just you wait, cousin! You're never getting rid of me! But not in a creepy Belarus kinda way. In a "I'll always be there to annoy you" kinda way.

Pretty much like our entire family does. 

Pretty much like the entire world does.