From the diary of Griselda Vargas-Beilschmidt

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Diary: being worked on again after some time I was on a trip with dads and Uncle Prussia

Stomach: full of delicious pasta

Sleep: deprived

Mitzi: cuddling

Dogs: still tired after the trip (me too!)

Gilbird: restless

Mood: could be worse

Uncle Prussia: being scolded for allowing me exactly one sip of beer

Vati: frustrated

Papa: trying to hit Prussia but not very effectively (his fists totally feel like cotton)

So that's about it. Yesterday was nice weather, so we went on a trip. And now my legs feel like they're going to die soon. Apparently Blackie feels the same.

Last meeting Fred said I should continue writing after he'd read some of the chapters (and hyperventilated from laughter) so that's what I'm going to do. It's actually nice to leave some sort of a...ummm, let me google it...Legacy! That's it. I think I heard Ashleigh singing something about a legacy, but I'm not sure..

The trip was nice. The nature's waking up and we've even seen  tiny... *googling* robins flying around for what must've been one of their very first times. *Sigh* I love spring. But apparently...

Potato gnocchi: I love spring! It's so colourful and happy and the nature wakes up again...

Ice queen: lmao what's spring

Reindeer: The season polar bears mate in, sis

Ice queen: Oooooh

Fred the Great: The season Kuma destroys furniture because of his

Ikeaismyshit: *covers your mouth* Shhh, quiet, child..

Fred the Great: I'm fifteen...

Ikeaismyshit: Ja, but not all of the people here are too

Fred the Great: Oh, my apologies.

Jarl: Anni the pureness protector

Ikeaismyshit: UvU

Frog jr.: Fred in this chat: My apologies Fred in person: *screaming* BABY I'M SOOOOOORRY

Fred the Great: I'M NOT SORRY BEING SO BAD GOT ME FEELING SO GOOOD

Jarl: Fred, your diva is showing XD

The Ash ninja: I've been summoned.

Fred the Great: Ash is a demon confirmed

Jarl: *spits drink*

The Ash ninja: ;) ;) ;) ;)

Frog jr.: And I haven't even sung the Summoning song

Ikeaismyshit: Why am I not surprised that's a thing

Ice queen: lmao

Reindeer: ...you're creeping me out, sis

Polar hugs: What did she do?

Reindeer: She actually grinned O-O

Jarl: O^O

Jarl: Nuh uh

Ice queen: ...am I not allowed to grin?

Jarl: It's just that you don't usually grin...

Ikeaismyshit: And when you do, we know it's going down, so don't blame us.

Reindeer: As her twin, I can confirm it looked dark as hell.

The Ash ninja: But there's fire in hell?

Frog jr.: OH MY GOD

Just a little interlude about what's going on in the chat. Summed up: Craziness.

Oh, now I realise I haven't written about my birthday yet! Well, I have, but not about what I got and stuff like that!

I got a birthday cake and it was delicious! Even the dogs agreed...I guess...

"Griselda! You don't have to give a piece to the dogs too..."

"But- but they're my family as well as you..."

Uncle Prussia just gasped "My- my heart!" and clenched his hand dramatically.

...they just ate it like they eat everything else...in a rush. Mitzi was equally fast as she'd adopted some dog behaviour as her own during her kittenhood (is that a thing or not? You know what I mean, don't you?) and was even faster than Blackie, which says A LOT. Then they licked the plates, which I do sometimes too, when I really like the food, but dogs do it pretty much all the time they've got something edible. And even some unedible things. Eh, nevermind.

Also, can we talk about how dog and cat licks feel different for a minute? Actually, this is my diary, so yes, yes we can. Dog licks are... well, licky (I'm just making words up as I go by this point.) while cat are rougher and rarer. Except when you've got mascarpone on your hands. Or other part of your body, but then I'd ask how did you get it there.

From the presents I got, I think I liked the most.. the cake doesen't count, does it? In that case I liked the most...hmmm...either the socks with a kitty pattern or the photo album. I'll borrow a camera and fill it! Someday...it's quite big. Maybe I'll ask Fred for some of his nature photos. I'll see. 

And now we wait.. Gabe's birthday is in June and Fred's  in November. At least I've got plenty of time to decide what I should get them. But Fred shouldn't be too difficult. He'd like pretty much anything. 

When I was little...um, younger, I'm still  little, I made cards for everyone and they all seemed to be perfectly fine with it, though my drawing skills are and especially were then nowhere near realistic. Then when I started getting pocket money I'd spend hours in shopping centres looking for the perfect present for this or that person only to capitulate and buy them some random funny thing I thought they'd like. And that's also the story of how Prussia started pranking everyone with a farting pillow.  

No regrets. 

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Feels good to be back, though I had fun during the break. Also if you haven't noticed, I published a book of the Nation squad stuff (and Hetalia related shitposts), so I'd be glad if you checked that out! I might also put some references there...

I think that out of everyone, Prussia would be the prankster of all the nations. With a little help from the rest of the Awesome trio. 

A massive Thank you for all of you who read, vote and comment! I'd probably lose motivation without you guys! 

Bye for now! :)