Ms. Horned Serpent (Harry x Reader x Draco)

First Day

"(y/n)! Wake up! It's are first day!" Ava exclaimed. "No, 5 more minutes." you whined. "Come on!" she pushed you off the bed. "Ahge, fine." you grumbled, starting to get ready (picture above). Heading to the great hall for breakfast you literally ran into Neville Longbottom. "Oh, sorry neville, and where are you going?" you remarked. "To the great hall." he said. "Well, you're going the wrong way." Ava said. "Oh, well can i walk with you two?" he asked. "Yea." you said. The great hall had very few people in it. "(y/n)!" hermione yelled. "Oh, hey mione." you said sitting down at the gryffindor table. Harry and Ron rush in the class, professor McGonagall, as a tabby cat is sitting on a desk. "Whew, amazing, can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were late?" ron said, causing you, and some other people to giggle. The cat jumps off the desk and turns into Professor McGonagall. The two boys seem to be amazed. "that was bloody brilliant." ron announced. "Thank you for that assessment, Mr. Weasley. Maybe if I were to transfigure Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch, maybe one of you would be on time?" Professor McGonagall said. "We got lost." says harry. "Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats." professor McGonagall said, the rest of the class was boring. The bell rings, and the class spills out of the door. "professor McGonagall, but can i ask you a question?" you asked. "Yes, what is it?" she said. "How do you become a animagus?" you said. "Well it's too hard to explain now i do have some books on the matter." she said handing you 3 big books on the matter.

Snape's potions class. The students are chattering, sitting near steaming cauldrons. The door slams open and Snape comes rushing in. "There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to enjoy the subtle science and exact art that is potion making. However, for those select few , who possess the predisposition, I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory and even put a stopper in death. Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not...pay...attention." snape snapped (see what i did there? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)). You nudges Harry in the ribs, He looks up. "Mr. Potter. Our...new...celebrity. Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? {your and Hermione's hand skyrockets. Harry Shrugs.} You don't know? Well, let's try again. Where, Mr. Potter, would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar? {your and Hermione's hand shoots up again.}" snape asked. "I don't know, Sir." harry said. "And what is the difference between Monkshood and Wolfsbane?" snape asked again. "I don't know, Sir." harry said, again. "Pity. Clearly, fame isn't everything, is it, Mr. Potter? Now (y/n) what's the answer?" he said. "Asphodel and wormwood make a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the Draught of Living Death. It causes the drinker to fall into a deep, death-like slumber. A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons. As for monkshood and wolfsbane, they are the same plant, which also goes by the name of aconite." you answered. "Yes, 50 points to slytherin." he said.

In the great hall, during lunch. Most students are all working on homework, you and ava were sitting with the gryffindors. "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum. Turn this water, into rum." Seamus is trying a spell on a cup. "What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?" you asked. "Turn it into rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before..." ron said, then BOOM The cup explodes. There is laughter amongst the students. Suddenly, a flock of owls start coming into the hall from the rafters above, you can clearly see Charlie carrying a box. "Ah. Mail's here!" Ava said. The owls soar by, dropping parcels to students. You get a letter and a box of sweets and muggle snacks. Neville is unwrapping a gift. It is a clear ball with gold around it. "Hey, look! Neville's got a Remembrall!" dean said. "I've read about those. When the smoke turns red, it means you've forgotten something." hermione says. "The only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten." neville said. "Hey, Ron, somebody broke into Gringotts. Listen, Believed to be the work of dark witches or wizards unknown, Gringotts goblins, while acknowledging the breach, insist that nothing was taken. The vault in question, number 713, had in fact been emptied earlier that same day. That's odd. That's the vault Hagrid and I went to." harry said.

   harry potter puns: Why couldn't Snape teach Herbology? He'd make the lillies die. (Too soon?)