Ms. Horned Serpent (Harry x Reader x Draco)

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

Charms class. The teacher is very short, and is standing on a bunch of books. "One of a wizard's most rudimentary skills is levitation the ability to make objects fly. Uh, do you all have your feathers? Good. Now, uh, don't forget the nice wrist movement we've been practicing, hmm? The swish and flick. Everyone. The swish and flick. Good. And enunciate. Wingardium Leviosa. Off you go then." Flitwick said. "Wingardium Leviosar." ron said, waving his wand numerous times. "Stop, stop, stop. You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Leviosa, not Leviosar." hermione said. "You do it then if you're so clever. Go on, go on." ron said, Hermione straightens up and swishes her wand. "Wingardium Leviosa." you and hermione said, both feathers glows and lifts up. Ron puts his head on his books dejectedly. "Oh, well done! See here, everyone! Ms. (l/n) and Ms. Granger's done it! Oh, splendid!" The professor said, Seamus begins swishing at his feather. "Wingard Levosa. Wingard Levosa." he repeated, then BOOOM!!! Seamus' feather explodes. Flitwick gasps. " I think we're going to need another feather over here, Professor." harry said.

Neville, Harry, Ron, and Seamus where walking through a courtyard with other students all around. "It's Leviosa, not Leviosar. Honestly, she's a nightmare. No wonder she hasn't got any friends!" ron mocked, Hermione bustles past, sniffling. "I think she heard you." harry said. Night, in the great hall. It is Halloween. Everyone is eating candy, and Jack O'Lanterns are keeping the place lit. "I can't believe you said that, ronald!" you reprimanded ron. "I didn't know she was there!" ron said, you walked away to go find hermione. Finally finding her in the girls bathroom. "Mione, i know your here!" you called. "Go away." you heard from a stall. "Hermione I know what ron said, and he's wrong. Me and ava are your friends!" you said, then a stall opened. "Do you mean that?" hermione asked. "Yes, mione." you said hugging her. Then a large, ugly TROLL thunks by into the room. "Ohh. hi." you said pushing hermione into the stall "duck down mione!" you yelled just as the troll raises its club and smashes the top part of the stalls. You both scream. Harry and Ron come bursting in. "girls, move!" harry yelled, The troll smashes the remaining stalls. Ron throws wood and hits the troll on the head. Hermione and you escapes from the stalls to under a sink, but the troll sees her and goes to smash her. It cracks the sink and barely misses you. Harry gets out his wand. He runs forward and grabs the troll's club, and is lifted up. He lands on the troll's head, and is hurled forward, then back, and his wand goes up the troll's nose. The troll snorts, and whips around. The troll gets Harry off its head and is holding him by one leg, upside down. It gears up its club and swipes at Harry. He pulls himself up, then down. The troll swipes again. Ron grabs his wand. Under the sink, Hermione waves her hand. "Swish and flick!" hermione yelled. "Wingardium Leviosa!" ron said. The club is lifted out of the troll's hand and hovers above its head. The troll looks up, confused, just as the club comes crashing back down. It hits the troll's head and the troll wavers, then drops Harry, who crawls away, and comes crashing down, hard. You and Hermione approach carefully. "Is it...dead?" hermione asked. " I don't think so. Just knocked out." you said, Harry grabs his wand...which is covered in goo. Suddenly, McGonagall, Snape and Quirrell come rushing in. They all gasp. "Oh! Oh, my goodness! E-Explain yourselves, all of you!" McGonagall said. "Well, what it is..." harry and ron said. "It's my fault, Professor McGonagall." hermione said. "Ms. Granger?" McGonagall. "I went looking for the troll. I'd read about them and thought I could handle it. But I was wrong. If they hadn't come and found me...I'd probably be dead." hermione said. "Be that as it may...it was an extremely foolish thing to do." Harry looks at Snape's leg...which has a large cut on it. Snape notices and covers it up, glaring at Harry. "I would have expected more rational behaviour on your part, Ms. Granger. 5 points will be taken from Gryffindor for your serious lack of judgment. As for you three I just hope you realize how fortunate you are. Not many students could take on a full grown mountain troll and live to tell the tale. 5 points...will be awarded to each of you. For sheer dumb luck." McGonagall said. "Perhaps you ought to go...M-might wake up...heh." Quirrell studdard. "thank you for saving me." hermione said. "ya, what are friends for?" ron said.

harry potter puns: You don't get my Harry Potter jokes? There must be something RON with you.