My mum was still calling for me to come downstairs for breakfast.
I sighed again and made my way down the stairs of our big house.
"good morning sweatie, I made you some fried onion rings" she chirped brightly.I hated her.
She knew I liked my onions raw and not FRIED and yet she always fed me the fried ones.
"...thanks? " I scowled not touching my nasty breakfast at all. She looked at me for a good while, it was unnerving me. I raised both of my thick eyebrows at her questioningly.
"Shrek you know you don't have to wear a wig. You're just Okay the way you are"And that was it. That was the last straw.
Why did she have to be like this?I slammed my hand down on the table, hard enough that there were a few cracks.
"stop telling me how to live my life! Why do you have to criticize Everything I do? " I snapped at her and stormed out of the house, slamming the door shut behind me.I walked slowly to my new school, duloc high, still angry at my mum. She had basically ruined the first day of my high school but I hoped donkey would cheer me up.
I found my locker quite quickly and began emptying my stuff into it.
I was aware of all the stares I got from the students and I could clearly hear them snickering and mocking me.
It was okay, I convinced myself that I didn't care but somewhere I knew, that deep down I was as sensitive as a mimosa pudica.
But then I almost screamed when I felt a sudden piercing Pain in my right thick butt. It was as if someone had literally jabbed their teeth right into it and to my horror, I was correct.
I was about to slaughter whoever had dared chomp on my ass when I heard a familiar laugh.
I turned around to see donkey and yelled at him"What the hell donkey??"
He just shrugged. "I tried calling you but you weren't paying attention "
"don't do that ever again" I hissed at him
"good to see you too, Shrek!" he yapped happily.
"yeah whatever "
Donkey was my childhood friend so it was good seeing him there.
We heard the school bell ringing and went our separate ways to our assigned classes.
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Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)
FanfictionAbout three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.