Love How It Hurts - Draco Malfoy Fiction

Chapter 24: Not a word of a Pork Pie..

Its been a few days since we spoke now, but her words still sting like knives, I knew I had it coming but in all honesty I didn't expect that. "Sky? Was that your first fight?" Draco said eventually plucking up the courage to ask me, "Nope, I blew her birthday cake up when we were 9, she over fed my rabbit, I made her hover over a cliff edge for a stupid reason, we fought over a boy and this happened, so nothing new." I said shrugging, I looked at the clock kissed Draco bye and ran down to Magical Creatures.

We learnt about gnomes, how if they got the chance whilst you sleep they would take all your clothes and leave you naked, I hear a few whispers behind me about a gnome, me and a few boys and they all got kicked in unpleasant places for it.

It came to after lunch and there was a note on the dungeons door explaining how Slughorn would be a few minutes late, but because it was double potions it wouldn't matter.

Pansy started obnoxiously tormenting Hermione so I thought I would have some fun. I pointed my wand at her and people looked at me and put my finger on my lips signalling for them to shut up, I muttered a spell and a pigs tail grew from her butt, people sniggered and I hid my wand. "What's so funny?" she said, looking at me, "Nothing I was telling Hannah that the bacon sandwich I had this morning was a bit off, I think it came from an ugly and obnoxious pig." I spoke up and people laughed. She shook her head and turned back around, I muttered another spell and hair covered pig ears sprouted from her head causing some of the Gryffindors to laugh, I remembered walking down muggle London and a kids theme tune came on. Let's change the words a bit (The peppa pig song btw)

"Paannnasy pig, duh duh duh duh duh duhduhduhduhduh, Paaannnsy Pig Oink oink duhduhduhduhduhduh!" I sang loud enough for others to ear it but not her, they burst out laughing. "What's funny?" she said "Nothing, gosh piggy clear your ears!" I said getting more laughs from everyone else, she glared at me "Did you call me piggy?" she said, I put my hand against my chest pretending to be hurt "I would never say that! I definitely said Pansy" I feigned, she turned around and before she opened her mouth I cast a spell and she oinked, the room erupted with laughter, and she scratched her head " Oh Pansy loving the ears, did you have them done again?" I said in all seriousness. "Yeah I did" she said, rubbing them "I didn't mean those ears I meant the other pair!" I said she touched the side of her head and worked up until she screamed, "AUTUMN!" she shouted and the rest of the class laughed "Yes? Sour chops?" I said cheekily, "Grrr I will..." she started but I interrupted her "What? Fry yourself and be served in between two slices of bread? Hmm I'm hungry now" I say getting more laughs "What's you're problem!?" she says glaring"Hmm, how long do you have? Well first off, your a skank to everyone, you try ruining my life, oh oh annndd you don't look in mirror after you call someone ugly, because well you look like this!" I say, I see a smile rise on Alexis' face, she whispered something and Pansy raised her wand to shoot a spell at me when she oinked, "duhduhduhduhduh duhduh duh duh duh!" I sang and the class reputed with applause, she turned to Alexis then sir walked in.

"What happened to you Parkinson?" he said trying not to smile "Autumn turned me into a pig and Gilbert keeps making me oink!" she squealed (Hahahaha she's a pig) "*Cough* Squealer*Cough*" Alexis said, Slughorn tried not to laugh, "You three, come with me to the HeadMaster!" he said and winked at me.

Leaving the room I walked past Blaise and he gave me a high five and a wink. I walked ahead and I felt Pansy glaring at me the whole way there, I shrugged it off I was thinking what would happen if she caught a light, would she turn into a roast dinner? We walked up the stairs to the HeadMasters office and Slughorn told us to wait out side while he explained the situation.

"Youre in for it now, cow" Pansy snarled "What would happen if I just roasted you on the spot? Hmmm roast pork and apple sauce" I said sinisterly. Alexis giggled and coveted it up with a cough, I mouthed you okay to her and she nodded.

"Come in Ladies" a voice said and Pansy pushed forward and I pulled a face at her and followed Alexis into the office, as Dumbledore looked at Pansy I seen a glimmer of humour appear in his eyes."Miss Autumn,care to explain why Miss Parkinson has ears and a tail?" Dumbledore said smiling at me "Well Professor, she began to insult another student, I knew she wouldn't listen to me or if I gave her detention she would do it, so I caught her attention by adding key features of a pig, even though it was Halloween ages ago I thought she had still left her costume on" I said and he winked at me "And Miss Gilbert what's this about making her Erm oink?" he said with kind eyes, "She was about to cast a spell on Skyler so I added the oink to stop the spell" she shrugged and I mouthed thanks to her and she winked.

"Well then Miss Parkinson, I believe these girls were doing the right thing, you have three weeks detention with Mr.Filch each night at nine starting tonight and you girls are free to go, Miss Autumn you may see Mr Malfoy" he said, "Thank you" was all I said, "Oh and Miss Gilbert, I'd like to give you this back as you are well worthy of it" he said giving Alexis her prefect badge back.

"Miss Parkinson stay here, you girls are dismissed" we thanked him again and hastily left the room, "Thank You for saving me" I said to Alexis, "No problem and thanks for stopping her insulting us, what you did was quite entertaining" she said I follows her down the stairs and grabbed her arm.

"I'm sorry for calling you a mudblood, I know I was mad but I still didn't need to say it and I regret it" I said smiling at her, she grabbed me in a hug and I hugged her back "I'm sorry for saying all that as well, I guess we were just fighting for what we believed in" she said, I smiled "Fancy getting out of potions with me?" I said and she nodded we linked up and skipped down the hall singing the pig theme tune again.

We got into the Hospital wing and Dracos mouth dropped open, "Care to explain about Parkinson and why you are both talking" he said and we sat down to explain the whole story...

A/N: What did you think about the little goings on! Sorry for the late update! But I worked on this alot!

-Em, xx

P.S I miss Ne Ne only Have to wait till Wednesday though! Bestie friends will reunite! Hahahaha xx