BTS One Shots

Be My Palentine | Namjoon

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Hi guys, I hope you had a great Valentine's yesterday!! I know this fic comes a little late for a v-day one, but I'm still going to upload it oops I hope you like it♥

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"Is it in yet?"

Namjoon snickers, turning to look over his shoulder from his spot at your oven, frozen pizza in hand. "Please don't ask a guy that ever again."

You simply grin at him, leaning back on the couch and raising your enormous glass of wine at him. "See, yet another reason as to why I'm spending Valentine's with a fellow single pringle," you return, taking a large sip from your wine. "Now do you want me to set the timer or not?

With a laugh, he turns around and shoves your second dinner in the oven, closing it up again. "Yeah, it's in," he says with a defeated sigh. "Needs fifteen minutes."

"Done!" you say, quickly starting the timer on your phone.

"I cannot believe you made me utter that sentence," he says with a huff, plopping down on the couch across from you and resting his socked feet in your lap.

You glance up at him, giving his feet a scowl and shoving them off of you. "And I can't believe you're still mentally twelve," you retort, letting him swipe your wine out of your hand and throw back half the glass. "Hey! You have your own!"

He scowls as he hands the glass back to you. "But it's all the way over there," he says, pointing to the coffee table literally two feet away from you – you're pretty sure that he'd be able to reach it, would he reach out and really try. "Anyways, what movie are you thinking?"

You grin at him and sit up, sliding off the couch and settling down at your coffee table, opening up Netflix on your laptop. "Kim Namjoon's continued tour of the chick flick canon – next stop, Bridget Jones's Diary," you announce dramatically, clicking on the movie in question as soon as it pops up in the search results, pausing it momentarily. "Give me your assumptions."

Namjoon hums, averting his eyes for a moment as he cooks up a preemptive summary. "Girl buys diary, diary turns out to contain the eighth Horcrux, diary tells her what to do about this pesky crush she's had on the guy across the office."

You burst out in laughter, shaking your head as giggles spill from your lips. "It's... I give it an A for imagination," you remark, glancing over your shoulder at him. "Actually, I kinda wanna see that movie now."

Namjoon makes a small bow, a smile teased over his lips. "Thank you, thank you. I do try," he says, grabbing the bottle of wine and refilling both your glasses, suddenly feeling well enough to actually move more than a few inches.

"I'm sure you do," you reply with a snort, rising to your feet to grab some more junk food from the kitchen, not even caring to put it in the bowls you keep in your cupboards. You'll make a mess either way. "So, did you get any roses today?"

He laughs, shaking his head as he gets up as well, helping you gather the bags of crisps, M&Ms, popcorn, and overpriced chocolate you bought today. "I don't think there are very many people who would spend that kind of money on me."

"A singular rose isn't that expensive," you reply with a shrug, walking back to the couch as the scent of pizza spreads through your apartment.

"More expensive than it should be," Namjoon returns, dumping the junk food next to the coffee table where your laptop rests. "Or do you have one hiding for me somewhere?" he adds teasingly, cocking an eyebrow.