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by Marvelmania247

by Marvelmania247

brokebitch
Is the great Stella Fitzgerald doing
anything on New Year's Eve?

miss sunshine
   Is THE broke bitch
   possibly inviting me
   to a party?

brokebitch
Maybe...

miss sunshine
I'm gonna need a
better answer than
maybe poor boy

brokebitch
Let's say I was asking, would you say yes?

miss sunshine
   Depends... are you
   asking me
   Christopher?

brokebitch
Depends... are you saying yes?

miss sunshine
Depends... are YOU
ASKING ME
CHRISTOPHER
EVANS?

brokebitch
OH MY GOD YES, YES I AM, OK?

miss sunshine
awhhhhhh like as
your daTeEe??

brokebitch
MAYBE

   miss sunshine
   you really know how to
   make a girl blush with
   all this uncertainty.
   How romantic. I'm
   swooning, Evans.

brokebitch
so...

   miss sunshine
   yea? Something on
your mind? Something
   you need to get off your
   chest?

brokebitch
YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE

miss sunshine
Pick me up at 7😊

brokebitch
I hate you so much

miss sunshine
join the club LOSER
Read at 10:30 am

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