⇨ TEXTS

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by Marvelmania247

by Marvelmania247

diva
Has the beast had her morning coffee yet?

mychild
First of all fuck you

diva
So I'll take that as a definite no

mychild
It's brewing so fuck off

diva
Mother Nature being a bitch again?

   mychild
   Oh so just because I'm
   angry, fuck it nvm, yeS

diva
May I ask the beast a question?

diva
Shall I proceed?

diva
Shall I risk it all?

diva
Shall I fear neither life nor death?

diva
Hello?

diva
You know I'm needy, answer me

diva
HellOOOO

diva
I'm guessing the coffee is done brewing ?

   mychild
   Or maybe I was just
   ignoring you?

diva
What kind of creamer kept you from me?

mychild
Hazelnut bitcH🤤

diva
Damn, I was expecting AT LEAST a
caramel frappe 😤

   mychild
   So was there a reason for
   disturbing me orrrr?

diva
You. Dinner. My family. My house.
Chris Evans. Tomorrow night.

mychild
But like SVU is on tomorrow
night...

diva
You see how I didn't use any question
marks? It wasn't a question. I was telling
you where you'll be tomorrow night.
PERIODT.

mychild
Lol than why did you say
"may I ask the beast a
question?"

diva
I lied

mychild
   BETRAYEDDD😭USED 😭
   CONFUSED😭 LIED TO😭
   THE TEARS😭 ARE😭
   SO😭 REAL😭

diva
Omg you can cry???

   mychild
   STFU LIAR, BETRAYER,
   THE END OF ALL GOOD
   THINGS

diva
6 sharp. Chris is picking you up. You
cannot wear sweat pants. End
of discussion. Goodbye.

mychild
I'm filing a lawsuit against
you
Read at 8:39am
mychild
IM SERIOUS ROBERTtT
Read at 8:40am
mychild
GIVE ME SWEATPANTS
OR GIVE ME DEATH
Read at 8:42am
mychild
NOW CHRIS IS TEXTING
ME FUCk
Read at 8:44am

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