⇨ TEXTS

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by Marvelmania247

by Marvelmania247

brokebitch
Has THE diva texted you yet?

miss sunshine
Maybe...

brokebitch
And he did mention you can't wear
sweatpants, right?

miss sunshine
Men fucking suck😤

brokebitch
All because you can't wear sweatpants
ONE day out of the year?

brokebitch
Oh shit I forgot rob told me you're
EXTRA spicy today...

brokebitch
Shit, okay, I should just shut up

miss sunshine
Man it'd be a REAL tragedy if
poison ACCIDENTALLY
found its way into
your food tmr
miss sunshine
   And with NCIS coursing
   through my veins I could
   EASILY hide any sliver of
   evidence trailing back to me.
   You'd be chillin in your
   obliviousness, aka sending
   pics of your food to Sebastian
   because he's blackmailed you
   to (which probably involves a
   certain video of you screeching
   like a demoN to Madonna)
   because he's still jealous as
   HELL Rob won't feed him
   with some fine ass dining,
   one sec and dead as FUCK
   the next and no one would
   no why. But I would Chrissy,
   I WOULD.
miss sunshine
AND ILL BE DANCING
ON YOUR GRAVE

brokebitch
ok...

brokebitch
I don't know why but I just locked every
door and window and shut all of the curtains

brokebitch
I'm now hiding in my bathroom
with the door locked in a fetal
position

brokebitch
I now have 911 on speed dial

brokebitch
I'm now asking Anthony and Sebastian
to come protect me

miss sunshine
And you think all that's enough?
CUTE (((((;

brokebitch
So THIS is what fear is, huh?

brokebitch
No amount of movies has prepared me
for this ...

brokebitch
I'm now video taping my last few
moments here on precious mother earth

brokebitch
I'm telling my mom I love her

brokebitch
And I'm telling Rob this is all
his fault and that my death is on his
hands for sending me to deal
with the beast (:

miss sunshine
And I'm keeping your dog 😊

brokebitch
Now that's just COLD

miss sunshine
YOU WANTED THIS
miss sunshine
THIS WAS YOUR DOING,
YOU COULD'VE AVOIDED
THIS MISERY BUT
NooooOOOO
miss sunshine
YOU PLAY WITH FIRE
YOU GET YOUR FINGERS
BURNED
miss sunshine
also bring me hot fries
and a milkshake please 😊
and maybe pickles too?
Shit my cravings are getting
whack as HELL

brokebitch
Movie? 3 bags? Cookies and cream?
And you love the colossal pickles right?

miss sunshine
YOU KNOW ME BETTER
THAN MY OWN FAMILY I—
also action or thriller?

brokebitch
Love how only two categories of movies
exist in your eyes 🙃

brokebitch
Anyways, you pick, be there in 20
little psychopath 😊

miss sunshine
See you soon Chrissy ☺️

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And shessssss backkkkkkkkk🤧 Love how well he knows her😏😏😏 Also LOVE how they're spending yet another night with each other....

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Xx -Mads💘