Me: hey
Unknown: hi?
Me: knock knock
Unknown: sorry who is this
Me: thats not how knock knock jokes work so let's start over
Me: knock knock
Unknown: who's there
Me: send
Unknown: send who
Me: send nudes
Unknown: that joke makes no sense
Me: but will u send some or no
Unknown: wtf no
Me: it was worth the shot
Unknown: who are you
Me: bitch who do you think i am
Unknown: no clue
Me: the girl you have been flirting with for the past 3 months. We have a thing. We go to school together
Unknown: i think you have the wrong number
Me: wait this isn't Tyler?
Unknown: nope
Me: oh god i am so sorry.
Unknown: haha it's all good
Me: please tell me you're a guy? I am gonna be really embarrassed if I just asked a girl for nudes
Unknown: i'm a guy dont worry lol. R u a guy?
Me: yeah totally. I have the biggest penis in the land.
Me: jk i am a girl
Unknown: nice
Me: well my name is Tianna. you?
Unknown: i dont have to tell you anything
Me: oohhh mysterious. I like it
Unknown: 😑
Me: can u atleast tell me how old you are just so i know i'm not talking to some creepy old guy
Unknown: i'm 16
Me: dude saaaame. But how do i know you are lying?
Unknown: you calling me a liar?
Me: well i ain't calling you a truther.
Unknown: whatever
Me: hey i have a question
Unknown: ?
Me: send nudes?
Unknown: no
Me: fuck
