The twins little secret (OHSHC)

Chapter 8 attack of the crazy lady

I don't own OHSCH OR ITS MEMBERS.

Shigemi POV

We walk in to a girl yelling at the members"Every single one of you, except for Kyoya, all of your characters are lukewarm.

Each of you needs to have some sort of dark side.

You understand?

Girls are vulnerable to handsome young men who are troubled.

If you keep carrying on like this, it's only a matter of time before the girls get tired of you and stop coming all together.

Are you trying to ruin my precious Kyoya's business?

As your manager, it's my duty to change your character backgrounds.

Let's start with you!

If all you are is cute, inside and out, then you're no different to a baby.

Therefore, from now on, you are the baby-faced thug.

And Mori senpai, you're his childhood-friend, the flunky.

The twins will be basketball players enslaved in their own world.

Haruhi, you're an honor student who's constantly being bullied.

And as for you, Tamaki, you're the school idol who's admired for your good looks but you actually have an inferiority complex you're hiding from the world.

The lonely prince.

And Kyoya, you're perfect just the way you are now.

So I want you to stay as kind and affectionate as ever, 'kay?"

"Kyoya affectionate ya right he's like some heartless tax collector." We say.

"You two are late." Kyoya says.

"Get over it." We say.

"You two will be all alone in this world with nothing but each other and music is your only escape." She says pointing at us.

"Not gonna happen." We say.

"But-"

"No."

"Please do this her father is a close business partner to my family and I will lower Haruhi's debt but 100,000." Kyoya says.

"Fine." We say scowling.

"Yay." She says.

~~~ time skip ~~~

"At least you all have a family. We have no one." Me and Hiromi say with "fake" tears running down our face. They had no idea of how much this was true.

"We are all alone in this huge world. And no one gives a damn for the helpless." We say as Hiromi hugs me and cries into my shoulder.

Renge starts narrating" these poor boys left all alone in this harsh world with nobody to turn to except each other."

"CUT! Good job." Renge says.

We put eye drops in our eyes to make the redness go away as the guys approach us.

"Wow you guys are really good." Tamaki says.

"Thanks." We say curtly as we walk away.

We round a corner and see renge trying to drag a guy to the set and him push her. We jump into action. I jump behind renge and turn so I'll be protecting our heads as Hiromi goes to get the guys.

"Hiromi are you okay?" She ask.

"I'm Shigemi and I'm fine." I say as a little blood trickles down my forehead.

"No your not." She said reaching for my forehead. The twins come running over and see me on the ground with blood and launch themselves at the guys.

"What did you guys do to Shigemi." They growl pushing them up against the wall.

"I just pushed the crazy chick that's all the one dude came out of now where and jumped behind her." The guys says nervously.

"He's telling the truth you guys." I say.

"If you judge people by their appearance you're stereotyping them, and you'll never see the person inside." I say comforting.

We here a crash and turn and see Kyoya holding a rock to the camera

"My camera!" The guy yells.

"I'm terribly sorry but I can't have any record of any club members being violent. And renge stop being a pest."

"But your suppose to pat me on the head and tell me good job." She sniffles.

"But that's not the real Kyoya as I said before he is more like a heartless tax collector." I say bending down in front of her.

She gets up and runs away crying.

"Oh well I tried to tell her." I say brushing off my pants as I stand up.

All the guys are looking at me when I hear someone running in my direction. I turn and see Hiromi running straight at me.

She tackles me and sits on my stomach looking me over."are you okay Shigemi did you get hurt. Is your head hurting?" She says checking my arms and face.

"Shigemi what happened?" She shrieks pointing at my small cut on my forehead

"Huh, oh that I must have just scratched me head when I was saving renge." I say hugging Hiromi.

"You have to be more careful Shigemi if something bad happened to you I don't know what I would do." Hiromi whispers into my ear.

"Uh can you get off me now?" I ask trying to sit up.

"Oh sorry." She says standing up and pulling me up with her. Once I'm standing I notice the whole club looking at us.

"What?" Are we that strange looking you just have to stare?" We say glaring at them.

"No it's just maybe we can work the-" Tamaki says slowly looking at both of us.

"Never gonna happen...dad" we say adding dad on to be sarcastic.

"OMG THEY CALLED ME DAD! HARUHI WHY CANT YOU CALL ME DADDY TO?" Tamaki says scooping us up and swinging us around.

"Tamaki down now." We say as if talking to a dog.

He sets us down reluctantly and walks away with everyone except for the twins who are still staring at us?

"What?" We say crossing our arms.

"Nothing we just can't shake the feeling that we have met you guys before you went here." They say as they stick their faces really close to ours.

"Hmm let me think oh ya no." We say backing away with a light pink across our cheeks.

"Looks like they don't like it when we do this." They say leaning forward again. We take a step back and our backs met with a wall.

"Uh,um can you please not." Hiromi says quietly while I'm looking for a escape route.

They lean forward again and blow on our ears. We turn bright read and start giggling.

"Huh what's this about?" They say confused.

"Oh nothing just this." We say hitting them in the foreheads as they fall over we run to catch up with the rest of our friends

_\__\__\_ next day_\__\__\_
"I really liked that movie." A girl said.
"I know Hiromi and Shigemi were so sad I just wanted to scoop them up and hug them." A red haired girl said.
"What are you guys talking about." We ask confused.
"The movie we bought it." They said
We turn and glare at Kyoya.
"I didn't destroy the footage just the camera." He says with the horrible smirk on his face.