Monologues for Women

And The Winner Is

And The Winner Is
by David Mattew Barnes

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TRACY MORRISON- Listen up you starfuckers. My name is Tracy Morrison, and I was nominated for my performance in Sorrow is My Sister. Now, if ya'll want to be nasty about this, I can be nasty. First of all, April Newton, everyone that I know has slept with your husband at least a dozen times. Two inches doesn't go very far in my neighborhood. Paulin Emerson, your movies are almost as bad as your nose job you triflin ho. You lay on a doorstep faster than the mornin newspaper. And Rachel Riley, for some god awful reason, some dumbass put you in a movie, and told you that you can act. Shit, I can make one of your movies with ten dollars and a hooker from Harlem. And Danielle Taylor, you little drunk bitch. In a year you'll be burned out, used up, and doing infomercials. I myself have worked three jobs to put myself through college. I've studied every aspect of actin you can possibly imagine. It took my three years to get a part in a film, and now that I'm here, I'm not goin anywhere. I got an agent, I got a manager, I got a lawyer, I got a publicist, I got a personal motha fuckin assistant. And it's about time. I deserve all of this. Because unlike the four of you dirty tramps, I care about the movies I make, and not the size of my bank account. So if the four of you cannot maintain yourselves like the decent young ladies God intended y'all to be, then step aside because I can, and I will. It's not about box office, it's not about power, it's not about havin your face on every trashy magazine in America. It's about givin something to the world. And believe you me, I've got plenty to give. Now get that camera rollin, because I am ready for my interview.