Monologues for Women

The Curious Case of Watson Intelligence

The Curious Case of Watson Intelligence
by Madeleine George

ELIZA- Anyway it's not just the sex. lt's that.. . this guy knows me. And his learning curve is insane, I mean, l've only been with him a few times and he already knows things about me I didn't even know about myself. Like, the third time he came over he brought me an LED color changing showerhead, I don't know if you're familiar with the technology? You screw it in and it turns your shower into a wet and wild disco, or that's how he described it when he was standing there in my bathtub installing it without even asking my permission. lt's actually a pretty ingenious little piece of engineering, and it turns out you can have a pretty great time in there if you turn off the lights and-anyway the point is, this is not an item I would ever, ever have brought into my home, and how did he know? That I would actually love a wet and wild disco shower? lt's some kind of crazy predictive algorithm he's running-not just mirroring, it's enhanced, somehow. lt's way more sophisticated than anything you can do, buddy, no offense.