Cullen: Blackwall informed me you can't swim.
Inquisitor: So?
Cullen: What if you were thrown overboard while on a ship?
Inquisitor: I won't get on any ships.
Cullen: I'm going to teach you. Here. *walks ankle deep into the water* Join me. It's not too cold.
*Inquisitor takes two steps in*
Inquisitor: I don't like this. How about I stay on shore and you do the swimming for me?
*Cullen glares*
Inquisitor: Fine, fine, show me first. How to not drown. I learn better by watching.
*Cullen takes off his armor and shirt* *He moves to dip down under the waves*
Inquisitor: What about your pants?!
Cullen: Right. *He strips off his trousers leaving a glistening nearly naked Commander standing in the blue waves* Like this. *Cullen moves his toned arms around* Are you watching?
Inquisitor: I'm riveted.
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Dragon Age One Shots
FanficI've been adding lots of short stories to Tumblr recently and wanted a chance to share them here for anyone who doesn't have tumblr, or hates reading there. Here come all the Dragon Age one shots!
