Dragon Age One Shots

Dragon Age Date

The perfect dates the Dragon Age companions would take you on in modern times. Feel free to use them for stories or drawings.

Alistair: He'd take you to an Oktoberfest. Alistair would wear lederhosen the whole time and get his hands on an accordion. You'd laugh so hard, beer cheese would come out of your nose. He'd sing an entire polka with just your name for the lyrics.

Zevran: Ziplining through the remote mountains to land on an outcrop overlooking a valley. As the sun sets, you'd have a romantic picnic with no one around for miles. Getting down from the mountain is something to solve later.

Leliana: She'd take you to an offbeat bar where a band was playing and she just happened to be in it. She would serenade you the entire time from the stage.

Morrigan: She'd insist that dates are pointless. If you wish to have sex, simply join her in her room. But after, while staring at the stars out the window, when you hand her a flower she'd smile. It'd last only a moment before she'd scowl, but the flower would remain in her fingers.

Fenris: His plan for the first ever date would crash and burn, causing him to grow angry, but he wouldn't give up on the idea. In searching for anything acceptable, you'd wind up walking along a beach as the sun sets until you make out in the waves.

Anders: A visit to the animal shelter where the two of you would play with kittens all day long. One of you would wind up going home with a new tabby, both of you working together to set up a complicated cat jungle while the kitten plays in the box.

Merrill: One of those Paint Your Own Pottery places. She'd pick a giant ewer to paint and wind up smothering it in all the greens because it's such a pretty color. It'd end with you "having" to wash all the paint off her in the shower together.

Isabela: You'd start at a drag show where Isabela spends some time trading smokey eye tips. She tries to talk you into performing. Next thing you know, you're in a tattoo parlor getting a pirate skull somewhere intimate.

Sebastian: Cookout on the church lawn. You'd sit across from each other the whole time, but when the priest isn't looking he'd risk holding your hand.

Cullen: Snuggling together on his worn-in couch while playing Strip Netflix. Every time someone discounts a suggestion of what to watch, they have to strip off a layer of clothing. You're both naked and exhausted before deciding upon what to watch.

Josephine: She'd secure tickets to a ballet that'd been sold out for years. Half the performance she'd be weeping on your arm, the other gasping in astonishment. You'd finish with a luxurious shared dessert in a private marble suite.

Cassandra: Despite a few lackluster protests, she'd join you on a swan paddle boat. After feeling self-conscious at first, she'd really get into trying to paddle faster than you. You'd swing in behind a waterfall to reveal a secret cove where you left a small picnic for both to enjoy.

Blackwall: Axe-throwing. He'd take you to the bar acting like he had no idea it was there, but when someone starts talking shit, Blackwall would obliterate the target with each throw. He'd grumble "Is it supposed to be hard," and whisk you off into the back of his truck to celebrate.

Dorian: You'd sneak off to a tiny bookstore. While tearing through yellowed pages and gaudy covers, you'd trade a few kisses when the store owner wasn't looking. In the end, you'd pick two trite books and dash off to a bar. Once there, you'd both drink while reading horrible passages in the books until you're too drunk to read the words.

Solas: He'd pull you to a forgotten statue hidden inside a copse of trees. You'd sit at its feet, snuggling against his sweater while both reading from one of his favorite books until the sun sets and the fireflies emerge to light the sky.

Iron Bull: You'd start at a sex shop and be given free rein to pick whatever you want to try, while he does the same. But it's a secret until you get back home to try the new toys out.

Sera: She leaves you a note to meet at the abandoned railroad tracks at midnight. You fear she won't show up, when a motorcycle suddenly comes driving down them. She throws you a helmet and tells you to hop on. Come the next morning you're covered in glitter, have a lobster living in your fish tank, your chest aches from laughing so hard, and wouldn't change a thing.