Merrill: What about this?
Hawke: Seems too flimsy for battle? Silk tears so easy, and you can never ever get blood stains out of it.
Merrill: No, I mean for *whispers* sleeping in.
Isabela: Oh Kitten. You don't need to waste your coppers on this.
Merrill: I don't?
Isabela: Of course not. I only sleep in the nude. Anything else just gets in the way.
Aveline: I can't believe I'm saying it, but I agree with Isabela.
Isabela: *Psh* You'd rip every silky neglige in Orlais with a flex.
Aveline: I knew I'd regret speaking to you the moment I opened my mouth.
Merrill: What do you wear in bed, Bethany?
Bethany: Oh, I have a...a robe.
Hawke *whistles innocently*: And a long tunic with an embroidered kitten on it.
Bethany *blushes*: You swore you'd never say anything!
Hawke: Come on, Sis. If a guy can't appreciate your cat-loving wardrobe, then he's not worth it.
Aveline: Naked is easier to clean as well.
Isabela: Ladies, ladies, there's still one pressing question hanging above all our heads. *turns to the last member of their group* What do you think?
Fenris: That I should have gone dragon hunting with the abomination and dwarf.
Hawke: That's Varric's code for getting his bunions taken care of.
Fenris: *growls*
Hawke: We need to get Fenris something special and satiny!
Fenris: *mumbles* Can it be green?
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Dragon Age One Shots
FanfictionI've been adding lots of short stories to Tumblr recently and wanted a chance to share them here for anyone who doesn't have tumblr, or hates reading there. Here come all the Dragon Age one shots!
