Alistair *rocks a bundle in his arms*: Sleep little baby, and *yawn* do the sleeping thing where you close your eyes and stop crying.
*He pauses in his rocking, his weary eyes opening a slit to peer down at the silent blanket in his arm.*
Alistair: Blessed Andraste, finally!
*puts his baby to bed, then dashes off to his own, falling face first into the mattress*
*Warden climbs out of bed as Alistair twists in a half sleep*
*Approaches nursery*
Warden: Alistair, why is there a sack of potatoes in the cradle?
Alistair *bolts upright*: Oh Maker!
*Both parents run down to the pantry to find their baby fast asleep in the potato barrel*
*Alistair reaches for the baby*
Warden: What are you doing? She's finally down, leave her in there!
Alistair *yawns*: Do you ever miss the easy days of the Blight?
Warden *wraps her arms around him, both struggling to stay upright*: Constantly.
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Dragon Age One Shots
FanficI've been adding lots of short stories to Tumblr recently and wanted a chance to share them here for anyone who doesn't have tumblr, or hates reading there. Here come all the Dragon Age one shots!
