Percy was eating lunch in the school cafeteria when he felt something weird. He turned around and caught a silver arrow right before it hit him in the head. The whole cafeteria was silent. Percy stood up and yelled, "Really Thalia, Really?!?" She stormed up to Percy and slapped him across the face. "That was for being an idiot." she screamed. Then she slapped him again. "That was also for being an idiot!" She screamed. Thalia slapped him yet again, "that was for stealing my knife after the war!" She slapped him AGAIN, "That was because I wanted to slap you again." "You are the best cousin ever, Thalia."
Then he hugged her, the cafeteria was still silent. "Now give me back my knife, Percy." "All right," Percy reluctantly gave Thalia back the knife. "Thanks." She said. When she left, the whole cafeteria was staring at him.
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Percy Jackson Headcanons
Fanfiction{Highest Ranking - #1 in Parodies} These are headcanons, puns, parodies, etc. From the Percy Jackson series and the Heroes of Olympus series. Some I made up, it'll indicate if I did so. I hope you enjoy and read for an occasional laugh, cry, and str...
