If you were trapped on an island, who would be the best and the worst demigod to have with you?
Annabeth: Best would be Jason, He could fly me out.
Jason: Actually that would never happen, I can't fly too far before tiring out.
Annabeth: Well, in that case Percy. Sorry Sparky, but if you aren't getting me rescued, then I want to spend my last days with Seeweed Brain. Worst would probably be Piper. I love her and all, but she can't get me rescued.
Piper: No offense taken. I think that the best would be Jason though. We would figure something out. I don't think I have a worst, I love everyone on the Argo II.
Frank: Best would be Annabeth, she's super smart. I agree with Piper on the no one could be worst, everyone is awesome on the Argo II.
Leo: AHA! Frank finnally admits that I am awesome! I knew that my hotness would wear off on him at some point. And Frankie, I'm deeply honored that you think I'm hot, sweetheart.
Frank: Ugh, Pegasus turds. I forgot about Valdez! He would definitly be the worst to be stuck on an island. I would probably just kill him and eat him though, so I guess he couldn't be that bad. And I do not think that you're hot, repair boy.
Leo: Yeah, right. Anyway, I've already been stuck on an island with, uh, someone, and I would want to he with them.
Piper: OMG! WHO IS IT? IS IT A GIRL? TELL MEEE!
Percy: Calm down Piper, your inner Aphrodite is taking control of you.
Jason: For me I would want to be with Leo. He could build something to get us out of there. And Iguess I could tolerate his puns, sarcasm and sass. Well, for a while. If it gets too out of contol then I'll eat him, like Frank said.
Leo: I knew someone would vote for me! I'm-wait, what? You would eat me? That hurts, bro.
Jason: Uh, sorry dude, but that's the truth. Even though your super scrawny, you wuld definitly be the tastiest.
Percy: Can we not talk about cannibalism right now? We haven't even heard from Hazel yet.
Hazel: Thanks! I've been waiting for a while. I would take Percy. If the only way to leave the island is swimming then he would be best. And he could communicate eith animals and stuff. I honestly couldn't think of a worst.
Percy: Yeah, right. You have to give a worst.
Hazel: No, that would be mean--okay, fine, Leo.
Leo: That hurt. Not as painful as Jason eating me, but that's a wound in my heart that'll stay forever.
Frank: Drama Queen.
Leo: Sumo wrestler baby face.
Hazel: Boys enough!
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Percy Jackson Headcanons
Fanfiction{Highest Ranking - #1 in Parodies} These are headcanons, puns, parodies, etc. From the Percy Jackson series and the Heroes of Olympus series. Some I made up, it'll indicate if I did so. I hope you enjoy and read for an occasional laugh, cry, and str...
