Obviously Frank, I mean he killed a kazillion monsters to save me - Hazel
Pfft THAT? Jason is obviously the best - Piper
No, everyone, Leo's the best - Calypso
Wait, your dating Leo? -Piper
Jeez guys, did you know your boyfriends since you were twelve? Did they give up immortality for you? Did they fall into Tartarus with you? I'm just getting started here - Annabeth
Don't forget the matching gray strands of hair from holding the sky - Percy
... - The rest of the girls
I thought so - Annabeth
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Percy Jackson Headcanons
Fanfiction{Highest Ranking - #1 in Parodies} These are headcanons, puns, parodies, etc. From the Percy Jackson series and the Heroes of Olympus series. Some I made up, it'll indicate if I did so. I hope you enjoy and read for an occasional laugh, cry, and str...