Nico: I don't "sass"
Frank: Wait, why am I the least sassy?
Percy: Because you ant make a joke as good as me, obviously.
Frank: Oh yeah I can.
Percy: Prove it.
Frank: Knock knock.
Percy: Who's there?
Frank: Annoying interrupting cow.
Percy: Annoying interrupting cow wh-
Frank: MOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Percy: Wow... You got me... You sassy joke mastermind...
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Percy Jackson Headcanons
Fanfic{Highest Ranking - #1 in Parodies} These are headcanons, puns, parodies, etc. From the Percy Jackson series and the Heroes of Olympus series. Some I made up, it'll indicate if I did so. I hope you enjoy and read for an occasional laugh, cry, and str...
