Harry Potter: Oh my gosh there's no more books or movies what are we gonna do with our lives?! *sob*
Lord of the Rings: Puh-lease, at least your author is still alive!
The Hunger Games: I can't take having to wait all this time for the next movie. And the charecter deaths were sooo sad!
Sherlock: Oh, so you think you know abour waiting? And HELLO, the world is in a current state of confusion after our last episode!
Percy Jackson: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A TROLL FOR AN AUTHOR WHO BREAKS UP YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING A YEAR, NEARLY REUNITES YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND THEN REUNITES YOUR OTP AND THEN THROWS THEM INTO TARTURUS, AND THEN GUESS WHAT? YUP IT'S ANOTHER YEAR UNTIL WE GET MORE. AND DID WE MENTION THAT GAEA IS RISING AND THE WORLD'S GONNA END AGAIN AND THAT CAMP JUPITER WANTS TO BURN DOWN CAMP HALF-BLOOD? OH YEAH AND THAT MOVIE? IT SUCKS. IT IS A DISCRACE TO THE NAME OF PERCY JACKSON. SO ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND GET OVER YOUR MINOR ISSUES. *curls into fetal position and crys uncontrollably*
Everyone Else: ............................ yeah, um wow.
Rick Riordan: *evil laugh* I REGRET NOTHING.
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Percy Jackson Headcanons
Fanfiction{Highest Ranking - #1 in Parodies} These are headcanons, puns, parodies, etc. From the Percy Jackson series and the Heroes of Olympus series. Some I made up, it'll indicate if I did so. I hope you enjoy and read for an occasional laugh, cry, and str...
