OLIVIA
You think that I killed my husband?
JULES
(Big smile)
Ha, ha!
SMITH
I forgot, Miss Olivia, before you go with these two gentlemen, your husband left a letter.
(READING)
"If anything happens to my brother, I'm pretty sure his ex wife did it. I don't have any proof, but neither do I have doubts".
JULES
(The smile turns into frown)
What? I knew that son of a bitch never liked me! He thinks I killed my son of a bitch of ex husband?
OLIVIA
(Big smile. Imitating Jules)
Ha, ha!
JULES
Shut up, Olivia.
OLIVIA
To be fair I kind of see why he thought that.
JULES
What?!
OLIVIA
Just a comment...
DAVIS
Miss Jones, this is just some regular protocol. We got the security video and it seems like blonde, young, short woman who shoot him.
OLIVIA
Thank you for that blonde, young, beautiful, smart woman, but did you already questioned I don't know Kate Hudson? Maybe Jennifer Lopez?
JULES
Jennifer Lopez is not blonde.
OLIVIA
Well, we are not all technically blondes. It's more like a state of mind.
LONG
Ladies we are just trying to figure out who killed your husbands.
JULES
Ex husband, officer Long, please don't forget that.
LONG
I can't that's literally my job.
JULES
Yeah, whatever. I don't know anything. But if he wasn't dead I would totally consider killing him. That's off the record, by the way.
OLIVIA
Yeah, maybe she killed both of them, we don't know.
JULES
Excuse me? You're miss perfect and sunshine, maybe you're just really crazy and don't even recall making all those murderers.
OLIVIA
YOU ARE READING
SPY WIVES.
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