Memoire of a Ratrash

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*Dan comes into frame* "Hi", "So my name is.. [Dan]. Nice to meet you. And this is my first 'proper' video I guess. Woo! *pops party-popper, it fails* I mean, I've kind of always wanted to be someone who posts videos, but I guess I've never really had the confidence or the motivation.. (Sarcastically) Says the person with tissue paper all over his face. But, that was until some really good friends I've made recently persuaded me to give it a shot. And so I am! I sound NOTHING like this in real life by the way. This laptop's microphone makes me sound like some tramp/Polar Bear. (To Polar Bear) "Please don't take it personally." (Polar Bear attacks Dan) (Incoherent gurgling noise) My videos will probably be a variety of things, from like little skits, to vloggy videos or creative things. I'm going to try to make them interesting and not all the same. Yeah, I'm going to try my best to not just be like one of those people who sit there like:" "Hi, so today kinda sucked..Uh, went to college, and it was rainin'..Yeah...This is kinda awkward, I don't know what to say..(Chuckles awkwardly) Yeah.. I'm probably gonna go now.." (End of who he's not going to be) "But yeah, I'm gonna try my best to at least ATTEMPT to be entertaining. (Funky Music) So yeah, if you could please click the yellow box *NOTE* BEFORE THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, IT USED TO BE A YELLOW BOX of infinite happiness.. Cause I'm gonna start making videos quite soon, I've got loads of ideas, and I'll try to post videos regularly. ..What have I done to my face? Bleurgh. Side Note: Look what I woke up with. (Holds up Arm, shows what appears to be a bad bruise) I just- I just woke up and that was on my arm?! What the *BEEP* is that!? It's like some bloody person's come up with a square brand and just impaled me in my sleep... Probably. So yeah, If you'd like to subscribe then I will love you forever and I will see you soon! (Funky Music, has a filter on, dances) What the *BEEP* am I doing?