All These Years (Muke/Cashton)

Ch. 18 - AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A 5SOS PARTY!!

*Luke's P.O.V*

Do you know that song 'Shell Shocked'? You know, from the new TMNT movie? Yeah, well that song happens to be Jace's favourite song at the moment.

Don't get me wrong, it's a really catchy song, but try listening to it on repeat. I can't take it anymore!

This is the main reason why I'm glad Jace- and the other kids- aren't with us. They are back home with the babysitter. Why? Because first we had to work on the new album for a bit- because we had an extended holiday because of what happened with Ashton- and now we have to get ready for the joined birthday party for Ashton & I that is tonight!

It's actually Ashton's birthday today! And Calum has been showering him in kisses all morning. Talk about PDA.

Jace was a little bummed when we said it was a 'no kids party'- the other kids didn't really mind- but he got over it when we promised to have a kids party on the day of my birthday.

And yes, I mean an actual kids party, with colourful balloons, party games, lollies and other kids party junk, but what do you expect? Ash & I- as well as Cal & Mike- are stilly really big kids at heart.

Cue 'What's My Age Again?' By Blink-182.

"Dude, drunk birthday sex for me tonight!" Ashton tells Calum, snapping me out of my thoughts.

"Where?" Calum asks, looking around the nightclub we had hired for the party.

"In the toilets" Ashton laughs.

"Ew, gross" Calum mumbles, walking away from Ashton to go talk to the DJ.

"I really didn't need to hear about that" I shudder, causing Ashton to laugh.

"Don't you want drunk birthday sex?" Michael pouts, appearing at my side.

"Not really" I say nonchalantly.

"What?" Michael gasps.

"I feel like drunk sex is very degrading" I say, shrugging my shoulders.

"So you don't want birthday sex?" He asks, giving me a puzzled look.

"I do, just not drunk, luckily it's not my birthday tonight" I reply, winking at Michael.

"Ohhh" Michael smirks. I roll my eyes jokingly.

*Ashton's P.O.V*

Is it a little weird that I am a little more excited for mine & Luke's shared kids party more than I am for our actual party?!

I mean, our babies aren't here at this party and at the kids party, they are obviously going to be there... So it make sense... Doesn't it?!

We're only twenty minutes into the party and I'm already half pissed out of my mind, and to be quite honest, I'm kind of scared to have anymore to drink because I'm 99% sure I'm going to start blubbering about wanting to be at home with my babies.

Leighton cried when we left for work this morning, the babysitter- Payton- had to pull him off of me because he was clinging to my neck. I think a part of my heart tore out when she finally pulled him away.

Anyway, changing the topic, I've completely lost Calum and I keep tumbling over while trying to find him because all the alcohol has already gotten to my head enough to make me tipsy.

I can hear myself calling out to Calum, and I can hear people talking to me- mostly saying happy birthday- but my brain isn't functioning enough to respond to them with more than a half slurred 'Thank you".