I'm feeling political at the moment. I think it's watching the colossal bullshit that is ISIS that's caused it.
I mean, what's the point of all the big brother shit if a dude can just stand on Oxford Street handing out recruitment leaflets for a terrorist organisation??? That's bullshit.
Anyhow, it's time for my political views on cars, and the correct age for learning to drive.
Clearly the age of hormones and extreme emotions is not the correct age to learn how to handle a car... not that they teach you how to handle a car anyhow. They teach you how to drive like... like... who drives like that? Like a self driving car.
Knowing full well that you're going to be attempting to perform the manoeuvres you perfected in Grand Theft Auto.
(Because its human nature.)
And you'll crash, cos basically, you haven't learnt to drive yet. You learn to drive by tearing round and round a supermarket car park.
Clearly the correct age to learn to drive is much, much earlier... like, 9 or 10 years old. That way, when they take the test, they'll have been driving for years, in little tiny cars for tiny people, on a little tiny road system at school.
And crashing should be encouraged, because you learn from it.
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Car Madness
Non-FictionMy opinions on cars. Might be a bit of a rant book... I'm gonna be rambling about new cars and old, and the people who drive them. I'm British by the way, so I'm focused on cars here in eggland. Although I am a big fan of American muscle cars... And...
