The homosexual diary of Adam Lewis (#1) (BoyxBoy)

Chapter Nine

Diary,

I am about to lose an Uncle. Why is such a thing about to happen?

Well, I'll tell you why. He cock blocked me! Nathan and I were totally going to do it, but what happens? I'll tell you what.

Matty walked in, just as I had my mouth around Nathans cock, that's what. You know what happened next? He totally freaked and kicked Nathan out!

Ugh! I don't care how hot he is! I totally hate him right now!

~Adam, the very, very pissed off and extremely unsatisfied teenager.

“Ad-”

“Don't talk to me!”

“But-”

“No! I told you not to talk to me!” I huffed.

“Hey, I'm trying to be a responsible adult, here!” He argued.

“Why couldn't you be responsible after I got laid?” I demanded. “I haven't had sex in four months and when I was finally about the get some, you come in and kick him out!”

“I'm your guardian, at the moment. I'm supposed to-”

“How would you like it if I walked in on you and Chloe doing the nasty and kicked her out?” I ranted. “You wouldn't like it very much, would you? I am sooooo unsatisfied at the mom-”

“We aren't together anymore.”

I stared at him. Did I hear that correctly? Did he really break things off with Slut? “Really?”

“Yeah. I kept up my end of the bargain, so keep up yours.”Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?”

“No.”

I gave a sharp nod before smiling happily and throwing my arms around him, giving him a tight squeeze. “One day, you will thank me from saving you from that nagging slut!” I sang before skipping out of the room.

I had a boyfriend to break up with. Oh well, he totally wasn't my type anyway.