Hugo,
Today I was watching a movie with Matty.
There was a sex scene in it and he got extremely uncomfortable and kept throwing glances at me,
Yup. He totally wants me.
Methinks it’s time to pounce, ne?
~Adam
“Evie, how should I seduce Matty?” I asked as I sat on her bed.
“I don’t know, lay on his bed covered in chocolate?” She shrugged.
I scoffed. “No, no that’s something you do for an anniversary.”
She rolled her eyes and thought for a moment. “How about you prance around naked.”
I gasped, wide eyed. “I know! I’ll prance around, naked!”
Evie stared blankly. “I was joking. Please don’t do that. Matt will kick you out.”
“Oh,” I pouted.
“You know… Evan’s brother is looking for a boyfriend…”
“He’s fourteen,” I replied with a huff. “I only date older men.”
“Baby.”
“Well… I was thinking that… if you were to have a boyfriend, perhaps it would make him jealous. Didn’t you say that he ended things with Slut because he wanted you to break up with whatshisface?”
“Oh yeah. Nathan was a great lay.”
Evie laughed and shoved me off her bed. “You’re such a slut.”
“Eh… at least I’m a hot one,” I shrugged and got to my feet. “Alright, get me in touch with someone no younger than seventeen who will be happy to be my false boyfriend.”
Evie thought for a moment before grinning. “I have just the man in mind.”
“Absolutely not!” Evan cried, glaring at both Evie and I. “I may not have a problem with gays, but I refuse to pretend to be one!”
“Please? It’s only for an hour or so; just to make Matty jealous!” I pleaded.
“No! I hate your guts unless you’ve forgotten,” He snapped.
I scoffed and crossed my arms over my chest. “Okay, so maybe I run my mouth a little. So what? I help your brother out whenever someone messes him, remember?”
Evan glared at me and I continued. “Unless you’ve prefer that I use your brother instead?”
He narrowed his eyes but tilted his head slightly in consent.
I grinned and hugged him tight. “Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!”
“Let go! Fuck, I need a drink.”
“Oh hush, Evan. You’ll get over it,”Evie replied.
“And you!” He accused, pointing a finger at her. “You’re practically giving me you’re your best friend!”
“It’s for an hour and all you do is hold hands, you loser.”
He frowned and gave a long sigh. “Fuck, fine. Tell me the plan."
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The homosexual diary of Adam Lewis (#1) (BoyxBoy)
RomanceBook 1 in a series. Adam Lewis is your average gay teenager. He has a female best friend who would prefer to act asexual than a normal, hormone driven teenage girl, a crush on someone he probably shouldn't and a diary full of stalkerish tendencies. ...
