The homosexual diary of Adam Lewis (#1) (BoyxBoy)

Chapter Three

Diary,

I had a very naughty dream about my dearest Matty... but ooh I'm afraid that I can't tell you what it's about. I'm blushing just thinking about it and if I blush then obviously it's very naughty.

But it involved whipped cream. And Chocolate topping...

Mmm... I want a Matty Sunday... or do I want to be an Adam Sunday for Matty.... Mmm... oh dear, I am very horny right now...

Damnit! I so hate Matty for calling and knocking me out of my dream about... him. Ugh! I certainly gave him a piece of my mind!

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… Okay, no I didn't. That was a complete and total lie. I told him that I would love to spend the day at the beach with him.

… until he mentioned that he was taking Slut. Then I demanded that I brought Evie. He told me that he wouldn't have it any other way.

Damnit. I wanted a day alone, at the beach with Matty so that we could make love on the sand, all day long.

Damnit! IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!

So yes. Beach. Ahem.

Evie and I spent the whole time perving on Matty who was shirtless. Oh god I just want to lick his chest! LICK IT!

… and maybe a few other things but this is supposed to be a diary, not porn.

Although..... a Matty starred porn is something I'd totally watch...

Oh. I better stop. No use getting horny when Matty's sleeping on my floor tonight...

Oh, did I mention that Matty's sleeping on my floor tonight? His bathroom flooded his house so he's sleeping here tonight. He chose me over Slut!

… well family over Slut, I should say. She was all pouty but, nope! He wouldn't budge! Hehehehehe.

Mum demanded that he should stay at our house and keep me out of trouble while she's off having an affair and my father is at the office screwing his secretary!

Okay so that isn't what she said, nor implied, but it's the truth. They just don't know that I know.

Eh, anyway I better go now. I can hear Matty coming now! He decided that he'd prefer to sleep on my floor than one of our spare rooms. Apparently he'd get 'lonely'. Do you think it would be too much to hope for a mutual attraction?

Tch, I wish.

~Adam