The homosexual diary of Adam Lewis (#1) (BoyxBoy)

Chapter Seven

Diary,

I have HAD IT with MEN! Do you have ANY idea what Matty has done (unintentionally) to ME?!

HE PROPOSED TO SLUT! SLUT!

So, do you know what I did when he told me? I told him exactly what I thought of her (being the loving, caring nephew I am) and we got into a huge fight, so now I'm living at Evie's for a little while. No, before you explode, Matty dearest didn't kick me out. I kicked myself out until he comes to his senses!

What. A. JERK!

~Adam.

I cuddled Evie who sighed and patted my back. Whispering, she said, “Oh stop sulking. I know it's sad but, perhaps this is a sign to... move on.”

“I will NEVER move on!” I cried. “I am going to die alone as a hooker on a street corner. YOU HEARD ME, MATTY! A FREAKIN' STREET CORNER!”

“I hear you loud and clear, Adam now come out of Evie's room and come home!” He groaned, banging on her bedroom door. “You're acting like a child.”

“I AM A CHILD!”

Evie rolled her eyes. “Adam; babycakes, you aren't going to die on a street corner as a hooker. You're classier than that. You'll be an escort.”

“Don't encourage him, Evie!”

“SHUT UP MATT!” Evie shrieked before turning back to me and kicking me off her bed.

“OWW!” I sobbed. Evie was bullying me badly. The bitch!

“Now reconcilemwith Matthew and get the fuck out of my house! My parents are away and I have a friend coming over!”

My ears instantly piped up. “Friend or fuck buddie?”

“Friend!” She cried, going bright red. “Now get the fuck out of my room!”

She then proceeded to kick me out of the house. Is started crying and clung to Matty. “EVIE'S BULLYING MEEEEEE!!!!!!”

“Yes, I know; shame one her. Let's just go back to my place and I'll make you hot chocolate and we can talk about this.”

I sniffled. “With Marshmallows?”

“I wouldn't make hot chocolate without them,” He promised. I nodded and followed him back to his lair.

Okay so it isn't a lair. It's a nice little house, to be honest. I like it there.

When we got back, Matty made me my promised Hot Chocolate with six little marshmallows and I burnt my tongue (which hurt!).

Then we talked about him marrying Slut.

“I'm Twenty Seven, Adam. It's time for me to settle down,” He tried.

I glared. “And I'm Eighteen but you don't see me settling down.”

“I would hope not,” He laughed and ruffled my hair. “You're too young to settle down.”

“So are you!”

“No, I'm not Adam. I turn Thirty in three years. I want to start a family before I'm too old. I mean, I don't want to be Sixty by the time my children graduate High School,” He admitted.

“Then marry anyone but Sl-Chloe,” I quickly corrected myself, earning a raised eyebrow from Matty. I smiled sheepishly.

“I don't understand why you're so against my marrying Chloe. I thought you liked her.”

“I only liked her for your sake, Matty,” I replied with a huff. “I never really liked her in the first place but only went along with it for your sake but now you're taking it too far by marrying her when she isn't good enough for you!”

“Oh? And who is good enough for me?” He asked sarcastically.

Ummm... crap. “A-Anyone but her,” I huffed.

“Look, Adam. I don't have time for this. I'm going to marry Chloe; end of story.”

He then went to bed and left me sulking with my Hot Chocolate.

FML