This story is so stupid and completely different from anything I've ever done... OI kind of wonder where it came from.... eh.
Enjoy!
“The diary was a pathetic idea,” I complained to Evie one day.
“How come?” She asked curiously. “Have you been using it?”
“Of course I've been using it!”
“Then how's it a pathetic idea?”
“It does nothing but turn me on,” I grumbled.
Evie laughed. She found my crush on Matty amusing. “Quit writing about him and you won't have a problem.”
“I can't stop talking about him. I see him, like every day!” Him and his gorgeous arse.
“You said that out loud.”
“Oh who cares?” I snorted and sat down with a huff. “Everyone knows it's true!”
Evie rolled her eyes and prodded me in the arm with a finger. “Sooo are we going to the mall or what?”
I sighed in defeat and gave a tired nod, shoving shoes on and following Evie out the door.
Diary,
Today sucked, and not in a good way!
… well not for the most part. I did go to a club tonight.... NO! Not really. I wish.
AS I WAS SAYING.... it totally blowed.... teeheeheeheehee.
No, but seriously, I went to the mall with Evie and GUESS WHO I SAW?!
Was Matty you first choice? Yes? Well HA! IN YOUR FACE! It totally WASN'T Matty dearest! No, it was my good for nothing ex boyfriend of two months, seven days and three hundred and ninety three seconds.
Did that sound smart? I totally made that up, but it really has been two months.
Anyway, he was with that slut that he swore he never cheated on me with! That slut!
….maybe I should name him whore since I can't remember his name. After all, we don't want you getting confused with Slut.
Okay, so Jason was with Whore (Okay, so his name isn't whore. It just wasn't important enough to remember) all cuddly and lovey dovey and on a date. A DATE!
I used to go on dates with himm! SAD FACE!
Evie saw, got an evil little smirk on her face and....
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PULLED MATTY OUT OF NO WHERE AND TOLD HIM TO COMFORT ME BEFORE RUNNING AWAY!
Okay, so yeah that seriously did happen. He actually was at the mall, happened to be near and, obviously my Matty Radar was on the fritz since I didn't sense him... but I suppose I was feeling rather flustered before I saw Jason and Whore. Matty stared after my evil best friend before looking back at me.
….Mmm.... Matty....
“Uhm... why did Evie yank me over here then run away?” He asked.
“Oh. She.... uh... she's mentally ill, you see, so she always has the urge to pull people away from their original task and then run away like an escapee monkey,” I said mournfully.
Matty stared at me in confusion before cracking a smile. “Your stories are stupid.”
“You're stupid!” Oh, no you're not.... mmm...
I soon remembered why situation before, saw Jason kiss Whore and throwing myself at Matty, crying. “MY EX BOYFRIEND IS HERE ON A DATE AND I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL NOW AND HE LOOKS HAPPIER THAN HE DID WITH ME! WAAHH!”
Matty chuckled and hugged me, rubbing my back. “There, there let's not worry about him right now. Let's go somewhere else and forget about him, okay?”
I sniffled cutely (methinks...) and followed him somewhere else.
….and then we had hard, hot sex all night long.
Oh wait, no we didn't. I had a dream that we had hard, hot sex all night long las night!
Whoops....
No, he really only took me out to get ice cream then took me home.
I swear I loved him even more than I did when he brought me cookies and cream ice cream in a waffle cone. He didn't even have to ask what I liked because he already knew! It's like we were just meant to be...
ahaha LOL jk, no , it's the flavor I've loved all my life and he knows that! GIGGLE!
~Adam xx :D
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The homosexual diary of Adam Lewis (#1) (BoyxBoy)
RomanceBook 1 in a series. Adam Lewis is your average gay teenager. He has a female best friend who would prefer to act asexual than a normal, hormone driven teenage girl, a crush on someone he probably shouldn't and a diary full of stalkerish tendencies. ...