Is It Love Or Hate? Spideypool

Chapter 1: Meeting Deadpool

WARNING!!! Endgame spoilers ahead for people who haven't seen it (for like 2 of you).

**Peter**

"At least that's what I thought. " (Jk. Who understood this reference?)

I was swinging through the city  like I do saving people, it was around 6 and I was planning to end my shift for tonight, when I heard the sound of bullets.

As I swung over I saw a man in a red spandex suit similar to mind but with a bunch of guns on him? Who was this guy???

And why was he kind of attractive in that suit? I mean.... no focus Peter what the hell am I saying?

"You ready to die bucko?" The man said to his victim with a gun to his head.

That's when I swooped down and grabbed his gun and webbed it to the wall. "I don't think he is buddy."

"Spider-Man?" The mysterious man said to me as his victim began to run away. "What the hell are you doing around here? You just made me lose my target. Now I gotta find him again. God dammit." He told me.

I didn't care about what he was saying. "Who the hell are you and why were yo trying to kill that guy?"

He stared right at me with his white lenses "The names Deadpool. I'm a mercenary, and you just made me lose my job."

Of course he's a mercenary, what else would he be?

"So wanna go hang out and get some chimichangas?" He asked me.

This confused me a bunch. One second he was yelling at me, the next he was asking me out to go eat? What the hell was this guys problem?

"Um yeah that's a no" I told him as I webbed him up to the wall. "That will be gone in two hours so you stay there until you realize what you did. Bye Mr. Criminal!"

"Oh your punishing me spidey? Aren't we going a bit too fast you think? But I'm alright with that." He said in a seductive voice.

This made me blush for some reason and I don't know why. I couldn't be attracted to a guy. Right? I'm straight. I always have been.

"Just shut up will ya?" I said in an aggravated tone.

"Nice to meet you too" I heard him yell at me as I started to leave.

I then begun to swing away and that's when I heard him say with my spidey hearing. "And did you see that ass it was beautiful."

This made me stop swinging and I was blushing like an anime girl. I almost fell to the ground before I saved myself and kept swinging.

The whole time I swung around I wondered the whole time.

Who was this Deadpool?

Hello!!! Hope you liked the chapter. I know it's pretty bad, but this is my first time writing so yeah. New post should come soon hope you all enjoyed see ya later.
Bye!!!