The Hangover

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Chapter One
"ᏢᏌᎢ ᎢᎻᎬ ᏢᎡᎬᏚᏟᎡᏆᏢᎢᏆᎾN ᏢᎪᎠ ᏴᎪᏟK."

"You really need to floss more." Hiccup said, studying his patient's mouth. He rolled away, turning off the light then moving it.

"Fuck that. That's why I come here." Eugene replied as Hiccup raised his chair so he was sitting upright.

"Then you should come one than once every two years." Hiccup said, rolling away to write in Eugene's portfolio.

"Why? So you could bleed me of all my money?"

"I never charge you a dime, Eugene." Hiccup answered, never looking up from his papers. He didn't charge any of his friends or their families. He really didn't mind and he liked having close customers.

"Hey, how do I work the nitrous?" Eugene asked, grabbing the mask from off the table.

"Uh, you don't, actually." He said, still not looking. This was typical of Eugene's visits. He liked to screw around and see if he could get Hiccup mad, which usually failed. This was his space. And he could charge Eugene if he wanted.

"Come on. Just one hit." Eugene begged, placing the mask over his mouth.

Hiccup flipped around, rolling back towards Eugene, who was putting the mask away where it belonged. "Fillings look pretty good. Any other problems?" Hiccup asked, folding his hands on his lap.

"Yeah, actually." Eugene said, getting comfortable in the chair. "You're getting married in Thailand."

Hiccup tossed back his head and rolled his green eyes. He knew Eugene was going to have a fuss about it. He was just waiting for him to bring it up.

"For starters, that's flights for me and Rap. That's two grand right there. Then my mother-in-law's watching the kids. So now she's got this whole new thing to hold over my head."

"Actually-"

"Plus it takes five days to get there." Eugene continued, cutting Hiccup off.

"It's a 16-hour flight. And it's beautiful when you get there." Hiccup said after waiting to make sure Eugene was finished.

"Whatever. It's a hassle." Eugene said, shaking his head. This was too much work for a wedding to him. Why did they have to go overseas? Couldn't they just do it here instead? It would save a lot more money and time.

"It is kind of far." Hiccup agreed, shrugging his shoulder. "Mulan's been there a week and she's still jet-lagged."

Eugene sighed and started taking off the blue bib around his neck. "But it's where her parents are from and it means a lot to them." Hiccup pressed, trying to get Eugene to see his side.

"Who gives a shit about her parents?" Eugene asked, sitting up. "Her dad hates you."

"He doesn't hate me." Hiccup argued as Eugene stood up. "He's just never spoken to me. I think it's a cultural thing."

"Why can't you just get married in Vegas like you did last time? So much easier." Eugene said, beginning to walk around the room.