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Pond Life

A/N: This is only the first chapter, no others will be posted on this site. I only made this account because another wattpad user had started to post my stories without my permission. If you would like to read the rest of the completed story, please see the external link ;)

~8~ is a scene break

~/~\~ is a flashback (three per story)

'italics' is the Doctor/Professor speaking telepathically

A quick description of the Professor's 11th incarnation: hazel (brownish-green, with flecks of lighter green) eyes, strawberry blonde, wavy hair that is worn half up/half down by a green clip, and cheekbones that are slightly pronounced when she smiles. Her typical outfit at the start of this story consists of a colored tank top, a blue jean jacket, a knee length white skirt and white tennis shoes, however this might change as the Doctor gets a new outfit too :) She also wears a pair of black shorts under her skirt with a holster attached to her thigh for her sonic blaster. I picture her to look something like Isla Fisher :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who...otherwise I'd find ways for Time Lords to pop up out of the woodwork...

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Pond Life

April

"Hello Ponds!" the Doctor called as he left the phone of the TARDIS console on speaker, him and the Professor moving around it as they flew through the Vortex.

"That's Williams!" the Professor laughed.

"Right, right, just checking in. How are you?"

"We got their answer phone Doctor," the Professor reminded him, giving him a peck on the cheek as she passed, "They can't answer right now."

"Not much to report," he nodded, "Surfed the Fire Falls of Floridal 9..."

The Professor laughed, they'd been running through the corridors of the volcanic planet, only to end up stuck on a bridge over magma, the Sontarans closing in on them from either side. Luckily the Doctor had the Extrapolator she'd fixed with him, been able to toss it into the magma for them to ride away on.

"Not deliberately," he added.

"It WAS the easiest way out…" the Professor sighed, "He wouldn't let me talk to the Sontarans."

"Because they keep trying to 'save' you from me," he pouted.

The Sontarans really were taking it too far now. First they'd tried to interrupt his wedding, now they just tried to capture her at every turn thinking he'd managed to brainwash the 'mightiest warrior in the Universe,' as though THAT could ever happen. Not even the Time Lords had fully been able to manipulate or control her. Ever since word spread about what she'd done to the Headless Monks in Demons Run, she was even more revered by the Sontarans than before, it even seemed as though they'd made her an honorary superior officer.

"We went to Paris," she continued.

"Oh! We met Mata Hari in a hotel room there..." he turned to her, "I still can't believe you just tossed her out in the snow like that without her coat."

She smirked, "It's not MY fault she decided to ONLY wear that coat..." and then she crinkled her nose, recalling the event.

The Doctor had been toasting a crumpet over a roaring fire while she went to get some jam...only to open the door to the room right as the woman dropped her coat, revealing she was stark naked underneath.

"You didn't have to pull your blaster though," he tapped her nose, giving it a quick kiss on it as well, pulling her out of her thoughts.

She smiled, "As I recall, you LOVED it when I pulled my blaster on her and then proved JUST how much."