school of bangtan | bts crackfic

kiss me namjoon pt. 1

*Hi. It's me, the author. Feel free to bash me for not posting in a fat ass minute. sorry :|*

IDEA FROM @Doki_Doki_4ever  <<<<<THANK YOU LOVELY!!

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"next!" 

seokjin struts on stage and looks out into his non existent audience. there sat the president of the theater club, jimin. 

"you may start." jimin says quietly, tired from watching other TERRIBLE auditions. seokjin breaths through his nose and exhales through his mouth. he closes his eyes and whispers to himself, 

"i'm worldwide handsome and no one can resist this sexy face." 

he opens his eyes and smiles brightly. 

"hello, my name is kim seokjin and i will be auditioning for the part of juliet....

what's montague? It is nor hand, nor foot,
nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
belonging to a man. o, be some other name.
what's in a name? that which we call a rose
by any other name would smell as sweet;
so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd,
retain that dear perfection which he
without that title. romeo, 
and for that name, which is no part of thee, 
take all myself." 

then silence. long silence. until slow but steady claps arise from jimins hands. he laughs excitedly and rises from his seat as his claps become louder and faster.

"yes!! i think we found the new juliet of bangtan high!!"

seokjin giggles under his breath and blows kisses to jimin. "thank you for your time." he swats his invisible hair back and walks off stage. He leaves the theater and each person stares at seokjin in awe while he struts perfectly down the hall. 

"hey jin! how'd the audition go?" hoseok asks while he follows jin. 

"it went more than perfect. i'm basically the new juliet." jin responds.

"don't get your hopes up."  tae says catching up to jin in the hallway.

"tae tae darling, if you got yourself lost in a museum and forgot all about it, i doubt you'll remember your lines." 

"touche.." 

BOOM 

smoke protrudes from the bathroom door as each student screams and run for their lives but jin, hoseok, and tae. 

faint laughs come from the bathroom. all three boys raise an eyebrow. the bathroom door opens with a bang.

"bultaoreune mother fuckassssssss!!!!" yoongi laughs, covered in ash. 

"that explains a lot.." hoseok whispers. 

"so did you audition yet?" yoongi asks jin, wiping ash from his face. 

"i'm juliet. all those other girls can suck my balls." jin struts harder. 

"isn't juliet a girl tho?" tae asks.

"hahahaahahahahahahah shut up tae." jin rolls his eyes. 

"so who's romeo?" hoseok asks. 

"finally finished that calculus test with a 267%...too easy." namjoon walks out a classroom brushing his shoulders off. 

"either that was just a coincidence or the author is a huge namjin stan." yoongi gags.

 (yes. yes i am a namjin stan. *smirks*) 

"wait namjoon? are you...?" jin hesitates

"am i what? romeo for the second time in a row in the school play? yes i am." 

"damn this author really does ship them." (<<<<< shut up yoongi.) 

"YES!!!!!" jin yells and everyone stares at him in confusion. 

"i mean *ahem* nooooooooo do i have to kiss namjoon????" he corrects himself in a very sarcastic way. 

"so you're juliet?" namjoon asks.

"yes, yes i am." 

"AND I AM MERCUTIO!" jungkook yells from down the hall.

jimin peeks his head out from the theatre behind the boys and screams,

"I'M SORRY, HE WOOED ME INTO THIS." 

"damn, the author is also a jikook stan too." yoongi says

(and yes. yes i am ;))

a/n: I AM BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER BABYYYYYYYYYYY

i apologize in advance for not posting for a longggggg time because i got a job, school is DANG STRESSFUL, i'm in theater, i'm still pole vaulting in track and i also started singing a little. I have a lot going on and i never really have much free time, but today i did!! thank you so much for being patient with me, part two shall be out sometime lolololol

THANK YOU FOR 8K READS I LOVE YOU 

okay bye bye <3