school of bangtan | bts crackfic

kiss me namjoon pt. 2

jin struts into the classroom holding both backpack straps, happily. he then stops in his tracks and notices every girl in the class was staring at him with anger jin hisses and continues to strut to the back of the class where the rest of the boys sat and yoongi slept.

"did you see that? all the girls were staring at me.." jin sits.

"nothing new for me." jungkook smirks.

"yah! i meant they were looking at me with fire in their eyes." 

"did someone say fire?" yoongi shoots up and wipes the drool off his cheek.

"it's probably because i casted you as juliet and not them. they were looking forward to kissing joon." jimin scolds and namjoon's face lightens with a confident smirk.

"take that fucking smirk off your face, you're not jungkook." yoongi smacks the back of his head.

"joon has been romeo for two years in a row! i wanted a turn!" tae pouts.

"tae, you didn't even audition."

"can i be a farmer then?"

jimin sighs. 

"i can throw you in."  

tae smiles in accomplishment. after the conversation, an older man with dark hair walks into the class with a briefcase. he sets it down on the desk and the class halts all discussion, watching him as he straightened up his tie. he stands in front of the chalk board and writes his name

Mr. Wang

he turns around and looks at the class sternly. 

"hello class, my name is wang. jackson wang. i'd prefer mr. wang. i'm going to be your new homeroom teacher since your last one got fired for..." he looks at his papers, "...encouragement of inappropriate behavior?" 

the class chuckles lightly as namjoon and yoongi blush in embarrassment. 

"get your textbooks out and turn to page 420." 

the class doesn't move. 

"ahem, page 420, please." 

the class looks at each other in confusion. 

"so it's going to be like this..?" taehyung raises his hand and smiles awkwardly.

"yes, kid with the box smile?" 

"we really never did work in class..we're not familiar with-"

"well we're going to!" 

tae jumps to the loud boom of his voice. 

"page 420!!" 

and then kids scramble to their bags.

-

the last bell of the day rings and students flood the hallway to go home. yoongi and hoseok walk together to the auditorium. 

"so..yoongi.."

"what."

"i was wondering if after school we can-"

ACHOO

hoseok stares at tae in sadness and shakes his head. 

"nevermind.." 

yoongi cocks his head and raises an eyebrow. 

"hmm ok.." 

tae sprints up to them and pops in the middle of the boys, wrapping his arms around them while he walks. 

"you guys headed to the auditorium for our first rehearsal?" 

hoseok nods his head and yoongi swats taes arm from around him.

"duh. i'm sure queen capulet needs to be there today.."

the two boys stop and yoongi looks back and questions them. 

"q-queen?" 

"jimin needed a boss ass bitch. the part was calling me." he continues to walk. "why are you so surprised?" 

"i'm king capulet!" hoseok jumps. yoongi's eyes widen.

"really?!?" he squeals out in excitement. "i-i mean..psh..really?" he coughs. 

the doors to the auditorium are opened by jimin and jungkook. 

"welcome to romeo and juliet, rehearsal day one!" jimin smiles, and his cast enters excitingly. 

"director, right?" jungkook asks.

"that is correct! i'm really excited!" he jumps.

"i can tell..." they walk back into the auditorium. jungkook sits with the rest of the cast and jimin runs to the front with a welcoming smile and adoring eyes. he claps and fluffs his hair. 

"hello cast! i am park jimin, your director! i cannot wait to create this beautiful story with you guys and have it come aliv-"

where is the cheese platter?! i was looking forward to that." yoongi yells. 

"ahem. please wait," jimin smiles and continues. "have it come alive with-" 

"how many hot babes will be in the audience on show night?" jungkook chimes.

jimin forces a smile and responds, "i wouldn't know..now continuing..have it come-"

ACHOO

"TAE!"

tae snaps his head up from the sneeze and stares and jimin with puppy dog eyes. 

"have it come alive with such amazing actors!!" jimin spits out angrily. he throws out a pile of books into the students and holds his forehead in amazement. he sighs..

"take your fucking scripts and let's get to work.."

A/N: hiiii i'm still alive and well. took me a WHOLE ASS YEAR but here you are with another update. i had a hell of a lot happen in my life and ARMY is the most perfect way to vent. i might just post a venting chapter :') im kidding. i have a fucking rants book for that one. 

I LOVE YOU AND IM SORRYY DHDUGHUSJK

ok bye bye :)